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Vanessa Hudgens is an unemployed slut

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Actually, I don’t really think she’s a slut. It’s perfectly normal for people to take pictures like the ones she’s taken - I’d be willing to bet there’s a good chance that even you, dear reader, have done the same - but now the whole world has seen her naked. I thought for sure when this story first leaked that it had to be fake. But oh, how delighted I am that it is real. I love a good C-list scandal!

Seems like Vanessa Hudgens really did take some naughty pictures of herself for Zac Efron, and then they leaked because it is 2007 and if you are a famous teen girl who takes naughty photos of yourself with a digital camera they will leak, and now Disney has fired her. If you’re a little perv and want to see the NSFW photos, click here.

Adding insult to injury, they have already replaced her with a super fugly girl from the Cheetah Girls fame (see below).

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A rep for Vanessa wrote in a statement,

“This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public.”

Hm, I’d have to disagree with you there, unnamed rep for Vanessa Hudgens. ‘Unfortunate’ for Vanessa’s career, yes. ‘Unfortunate’ for a bunch of horny guys across the world? Not so much.

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Horny guys across the world: 1

Vanessa Hudgens nude photos will leak any day now

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In what is apparently The Most Hilariously Fake News of the Day, we learn that High School Musical hottie and Zac Efron’s “girlfriend” Vanessa Hudgens took a couple scandelirious photos of herself to “keep Zac interested”.

The Enquirer reports that it has learned that a third party has obtained the sexy pictures that were meant just for Vanessa and Zac. “Vanessa’s only 18, so she had no idea how her flirtatious act could threaten the future of the multimillion-dollar plans Disney has for the show,” said the source. “She just wanted to keep Zac interested.”

I wonder why she would feel the need to keep this dreamboat interested? She’s quite the hottie. Oh, no, maybe it’s because he’s the biggest fruit to hit the Disney Channel since, well, ever. So either homegirl (Vanessa) is in denial about his sexual orientation or homegirl (Zefron, which I think people only coined because they kept forgetting if his name was spelled with a ‘k’ or a ‘c’) has some awesome PR people planting stories like this one. Bet on it.