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The Daily Mail has quite the fascinating list of celebrity dressing room requests.

Mariah Carey: Cristal champagne. One box of bendy straws. One special attendant to dispose of used chewing gum. Tea service for eight. A Honey Bear pack of honey. Two air purifiers. Puppy. Kittens. (Why only ONE puppy but MULTIPLE kittens? Seems a little puppyist to me.)

Marilyn Manson: Air-conditioning always on full. Haribo gummi bears. Doritos. Microwave popcorn. Bottle of Absinthe. A bald hooker with no teeth. (All of this seems frighteningly normal until you get to the normal frighteningness of the bald hooker with no teeth part. Maybe it’s because he can’t take his skeleton baby on tour and misses it.)

David Hasselhoff: Life-size cut-out of David Hasselhoff. (This can’t be real.)

Barbara Streisand: Rose petals in toilet. (No, Barbara, rose petals or not, your shit’s still going to stink.)

Keith Richards: A guitar strap. Chicken sandwiches. Diet Coke. Cigarettes. (What more do you need? I mean…. really?)

Jennifer Lopez: White flowers. White tablecloths. White curtains. White candles. White couches. Lowwatt lightbulbs. Coffee to be stirred counter-clockwise. Skittles. (If you stir the coffee clockwise, all of the white decor turns into black decor and you see evil Jlo unleash her wrath)

P Diddy: 204 towels. 20 bars of soap. Two bottles of Hennessy cognac. Two bottles of Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio. Two bottles of Veuve Clicquot. A bottle of Dom Perignon. Grey Goose vodka. Boom box. Bouquet of white flowers. Cheddar cheese and sour-cream chips. Sweet Tarts. A $300,000 bullet-proof Maybach. (What it doesn’t say here is that everything is bulletproof, not just the Mayback. The towels, the liquor, the boombox, hell - even the sweet tarts. Because it’s just not cool to bust a cap in cheddar cheese and sour cream potato chips.)

Quite a bit has happened in the fragrance world since the last Celebrity Perfumes feature here at Scandelirious. Lots of celebrities have come out with new perfume ads in just the last week. Above we have one of the official advertisements for Gwen Stefani’s perfume “Lamb”, which beloved reader Kitty claims smells bad.

“I want you all over me”, Gwen so tastefully says.

Breaking news! Keira states the obvious - that the boob in the ad is not her own.

There was a lot of speculation that Britney’s head was put on a ramdom girl’s body for this shot, but some clever investigating has proved that’s probably not the case.

I’m not sure who would want to smell like a sweaty soccer player, but whatever.

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Kimberly Stewart is jealous of all the Lindsay Lohan news, and rather than following suit and humping a stripper pole, she’s decided to go the car-jacking route.

While in St. Tropez, Kimbo - wait for it - stole P. Diddy’s $700,000 car as a joke. Uhhh.. You don’t ‘borrow’ a $700k car as a joke.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, “Diddy did not see the funny side at first. He had no idea it was a practical joke. He thought it was stolen. He had his flunkies on a wild goose chase looking all over the place for his car - it’s his baby. Diddy and his minders were stressing out until someone piped up that they had seen Kimberly running off giggling with the keys and a friend in tow.”

The car was reportedly returned to Combs the next morning.

Seriously, if that ho did that to me, she’s be waking up eyebrowless and possibly missing a few internal organs. What a stupid whore!! Who fake-steals someone’s ridiculously expensive car?? No, really - who does that???

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