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“If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It’s kind of a pipe dream, it’s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women. It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and ‘We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care — and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?’”

-Ann Coulter

The question: Recent polls have shown 1/5th of Americans can’t locate the US on a world map. Why do you think this is?

Her answer: I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.

Double whammy! Viral video of the day AND quote of the day in one delicious post! Remember: don’t blame me if your IQ plummets after watching the above video. Blame the Miss Universe Organization for mandating that an interview competition round account for 50% of these beauties’ final score.

“Before I work with Lauryn Hill again, you will have a better chance of seeing Osama Bin Laden and [George W.] Bush in Starbucks having a latte, discussing foreign policies, before there will be a Fugees reunion. At this point I really think it will take an act of God to change her, because she is that far out there.”

-Pras on why a Fugees reunion will never happen

On his encounter with Prince William and Prince Harry:
“One of them said, ‘I thought those glasses were bling,’ and the other one said, ‘It’s Kanye West, they’d have to be bling.’ I didn’t have the heart to tell them that I’m the anti-bling.”

“When I was 20 years old, the shit you would have on me would have been mind-blowing. I just see girls growing up in Hollywood and I don’t mean to diminish it but the reality is that billions of kids go through the same stuff all over the country. But just because she happened to have a big movie or two, we’re blowing it up as this big shocker - but it’s not. It’s adolescence!”

- Dave Navarro

“I ordered a Hummer Hybrid.” - Paris Hilton

To which a spokesperson for Hummer responded, “Such a car doesn’t exist.”

“They need a bloody good smacking and I’d kick ‘em up the bum…I feel sorry for our guys that are in Iraq; I do not feel sorry for those little spoiled bitches… If I see anymore of them out at night with all that bloody hair sewn in their heads, skirts up here, no knickers on… Lock ‘em all up, throw away the key.”

-Sharon Osborne

“I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the fuck I want.”

-Lindsay Lohan, on the night of her most recent arrest

“I drink a lot of NyQuil. They don’t call you an alcoholic if you just drink a lot of NyQuil.”

Don Cheadle, joking about what he does for fun

“I think about sex constantly - if you don’t think about it constantly, you haven’t had really good sex. If I could just do one thing for 24 hours it would be that - or sew. Or have sex while sewing. Or sew an outfit to have sex in.”

- Beth Ditto, lead singer of The Gossip

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