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Wow, homegirl’s really filling out! This is probably one of the last times we’ll get to enjoy new photos of preggers Christina Aguilera.. she’s set to give birth sometime next week. I’m just impressed she’s still in heels. Ouch. They are super cute, though. (Witness below via thumbnails and be impressed with her choice of footwear for her ninth month of pregnancy.)

Wearing a maternity frock straight out of Jennifer Lopez’s closet, Christina ‘I’m Totally Shopping for Baby Furniture And Will Never Announce My Pregnancy’ Aguilera continues to shock us all with her abhorrent eye makeup. Is she trying to overcompensate for her burgeoning belly? What is her makeup motivation? Does she think that by making her face noticeable (in the same way a flaming car wreck surrounded by midgets is noticeable) we will conveniently ignore the fact that she’s, oh, six months pregnant? That’s not how it works, dear. But if it helps you get through this difficult time of emotional mood swings and swollen feet, then go ahead and give yourself two black purple eyes. We still love you.

Sure, Nicole Richie looks better pregnant than she did before, but I really think it’s mostly because of her extra boobage. It plays tricks on the mind. Christina Aguilera would look great if it weren’t for the face makeup. Jennifer Lopez fails because instead of just avoiding pregnancy questions, she continues to lie and say she’s not knocked up (or she makes her husband lie and say she’s not pregnant). Take a cue from Christina, Jen - just avoid the question!

So that leads us to Halle Berry. She is wearing minimal makeup. She has yet to form the pregnant face bloat. Basically, she’s stunning. If there were an award for Hottest Pregnant Celeb - Halle would win, hands down.

More of Halle Berry outside the Late Show with David Letterman Monday night:

As recently as two weeks ago, Jennifer Lopez was chatting with US Weekly and denying pregnancy “rumors”. I’m not quite sure what to make of this growing protrusion on her stomach, then. (Eez not a tumah?) Sure looks like a baby bump to me!

Here’s Jennifer Lopez at her JustSweet fashion show last night. Either homegirl has a crazy beer gut or she’s knocked up… and seeing as though there have been pregnancy rumblings over the last few weeks, I’m going to go with the latter.

According to MediaTakeout.com:

MediaTakeOut.com just learned that pop superstar Jennifer Lopez is pregnant. According to two insiders who were backstage at J Lo’s fashion, J Lo’s baby was the talk of the event.

The insider told MediaTakeOut.com, “Everyone was crowding around her and congratulating her about [her pregnancy]. She was really happy about it, and so was Marc Anthony.”

Congratulations, Jennifer! She’s been talking about wanting a baby for years now. Here’s more of Jennifer and her amazing bump-hiding dress (and her not-so-amazing, WTF shoes).

Nicole Richie has been seen a few times over the last couple days rocking a very awesome baby bump. She’s obviously put on some weight and looks healthier than she has in years! And I love the classy outfits she’s been wearing. I’m not one of those haters who think it’s catastrophic that she’s pregnant… she seems to have a good head on her shoulders, she’s just made a few mistakes - which undoubtedly has something to do with her privileged upbringing.

Anyway, enjoy these Nicole baby bump photos!

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Isla Fisher recently confirmed that she is in fact expecting a child, and then yesterday she shows up at the Hot Rod premiere looking like this. I think the confirmation was unnecessary at this point, but what do I know. Anyway, I think she is stunning in these pictures. Some pregnant women don’t really get a ‘glow’ you always hear about and just end up looking bloated and uncomfortable, which is completely understandable considering everything that goes on during pregnancy, but Isla just has that textbook pregnancy glow. She’s radiant! Ah! I love her!

Anyway, here’s what she had to say about the pregnancy:

‘In the beginning I dodged the rumors,’ she tells Movies.com. ‘I was trying not to be rude, but there’s a time before you’re sure everything is all right with no complications that you just don’t want to discuss it.’

She also jokes that the child may not be Sacha’s.

‘I’m doing DNA tests with the cast of [new film] Hot Rod and the cast of Wedding Crashers,’ she quips.

‘Hopefully I’ll find out for sure.’

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Just one? Naomi looked like she was either pregnant with triplets or impregnated by an elephant. She delivered a healthy baby boy earlier this morning in Los Angeles.

Congratulations to the new mom and dad!

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