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Photo of the day: Lindsay and a Fedex box

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Here we have Lindsay Lohan lamenting the fact that her mother’s care package contained only a bottle of water and a pack of cigarettes instead of the drugs she really wanted. You fail again, Dina.

Behold the rears of the year

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I’m not sure what is more interesting about this little gem of photojournalism - that a Rear of the Year award actually exists, or that the male recipient of this award doesn’t seem to have much of one.

And just in case you are curious about this highly prestigious celebration of superior posteriors, I bet you didn’t know that this was the 25th annual Rear of the Year competition and it’s actually a “highly respected charitable organization”. Their focus this year? You got it, bowel cancer.

You aren’t famous and your wang never will be either

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I have no idea who this person is but according to one of my celebrity gossip sources he’s apparently “famous” (an American Idol alum I believe) . So this douche (who I refuse to look up and name) is probably aware that by making such a gesture in public he is succeeding in getting everyone to look at his crotch. But chances are he’s probably blissfully unaware that as soon as everyone’s gaze is averted to his crotch region, we immediately think, “Overcompensator!”

The worst part about this picture is the disappointing moment when you realize that this douche probably gets laid. Like, regularly.

Photo of the day: A message for the Beckhams

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It seems only fitting that this should be Scandelirious’s first Beckham post. Because it captures my feelings on the subject quite perfectly.