Dear Readers,
In order to achieve the quality of life I do so enjoy, I must prioritize the job I get paid to do over sharing my thoughts on the latest celebrity gossip. Which isn’t that bad because I get paid to take pictures all day, which is really awesome. But it’s bad for you, because my stats tell me you are all refreshing and refreshing, hoping for new posts, and I just have to tell you - this is a bad week for a large quantity of updates.
So I will do the best I can, but in the meantime, here are a few of my favorite celeb gossip sites. Go, read, enjoy - but do check back. Things should get back to normal within the next day or two.
Oh yeah, as promised… click here if you want to see stills highlighting Natalie Portman’s fine ass in Wes Anderson’s upcoming Hotel Chevalier. Not to be pervy but she looks great and everyone should salute her for being brave enough to strip for the cameras.
xoxo,
-emily and the rest of team scandelirious
Actually, I don’t really think she’s a slut. It’s perfectly normal for people to take pictures like the ones she’s taken - I’d be willing to bet there’s a good chance that even you, dear reader, have done the same - but now the whole world has seen her naked. I thought for sure when this story first leaked that it had to be fake. But oh, how delighted I am that it is real. I love a good C-list scandal!
Seems like Vanessa Hudgens really did take some naughty pictures of herself for Zac Efron, and then they leaked because it is 2007 and if you are a famous teen girl who takes naughty photos of yourself with a digital camera they will leak, and now Disney has fired her. If you’re a little perv and want to see the NSFW photos, click here.
Adding insult to injury, they have already replaced her with a super fugly girl from the Cheetah Girls fame (see below).
A rep for Vanessa wrote in a statement,
“This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public.”
Hm, I’d have to disagree with you there, unnamed rep for Vanessa Hudgens. ‘Unfortunate’ for Vanessa’s career, yes. ‘Unfortunate’ for a bunch of horny guys across the world? Not so much.
Vanessa: 0
Horny guys across the world: 1
