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Here we have Miley Cyrus (otherwise known as Destiny Hope, as you might recall) debuting a newer, darker hairdo that gets two thumbs up from the 1.5 (1.25?) person team of Scandelirious. The saucy little red number she has on is pretty awesome too. Well done.

And here… here we have Miley doing her best “There’s a creepy guy behind us, don’t acknowledge him or make eye contact,” maneuver. This is something I think a lot of women can identify with, especially women dressed in bright red satin dresses.

It’s not so obvious here in the photo above, the more obvious thing is the look on the man’s face, but when we take a look at the next photo………..

There you have it. The uncomfortable smile, the itchy desire to look at the female friend clutching your hand in fear. It’s okay, girls. Just keep walking. Don’t make eye contact and just keep walking.

(Photos via Celebutopia)

Other names under consideration: Faith, Chastity, Love, Fate, Unicorn.

Her parents call her Miley because when she was a kid (as if she’s not a kid now), she was “smiley.” I can only guffaw, though I suppose this is to be expected of the man who brought the world “Achy Breaky Heart.”

But I have to say, the kid is kind of adorable, precious name aside:

So, in sum, Hannah Montana is really Miley Stewart is really Destiny Hope Cyrus is really cute.