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Apparently Madonna is attempting to make ‘Louise’ happen now that she’s realized two years later that no one picked up on ‘Esther’. Maybe she’s thinking that since Louise is one of her eight middle names it will be a little more legit.

Star Magazine “reports”:

An insider reveals that the singer born Maddona Louise Veronica Ciccone “has started telling us all to call her by her middle name” - after 25 years of being Madonna and then Esther, the Hebrew name she adopted when she began practicing Kabbalah. The latest moniker change “has to do with the fact that she’s having an age crisis,” the insider says about the star… “She says she wants to go back to her roots!” Madonna’s rep denies the story.

Come on. Really, Madonna? The only nickname you ever got people to call you repeatedly (other than “Crazy Bitch” and “Reformed Slut”) is Madge, and you should consider it lucky you even got a nickname at all. Like it or not, you are a historical icon in the world of pop. No one’s going to go out to the club and beg the DJ to play “Louise’s amazing hit, ‘Like a prayer’”.

Oh well. There’s always Veronica if Louise doesn’t pan out.

…. but I think we’re all supposed to believe it was “vitamins”.

Sources told Metro.co.uk that the queen of pop and super-fit mum endured the seven-hour journey without eating any food.

“Just before landing she brought out the phials of vitamins and injected herself,” a passenger on the flight said.

“Seven hours is a long time to go without eating. She was also very quiet and only spoke to the air staff to ask for water.”

Who knows, maybe it was vitamins. They make vitamins that do this to you, right?

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So apparently Madonna did a little bribing in order to be the proud owner mother of her very own African baby.

Penstone Kilembe has been banned by the Malawian government from travelling to Britain to review the progress of 23-month-old David Banda, who has been in the care of the singer for nine months.

According to a newspaper report in Malawi, the Minister of Women and Child Development, Kate Kainja, accused him of obtaining an air ticket to London and money from Madonna herself without his government’s approval. The minister refused to allow Mr Kilembe to travel to assess the case, accusing him of “personalising” the matter. She suggested that by accepting funding from Madonna he had compromised his neutrality.

“We have already contacted Madonna that someone else and not Kilembe will come to assess her, because we feel Mr Kilembe personalized the whole issue when other people can go,” the Minister told the Malawi News. The revelation is likely to prove hugely embarrassing to the 48-year old singer and could halt the adoption process altogether.

Last night Mr. Kilembe confirmed that he had been banned from making the trip, but denied that he personally asked the American star for a plane ticket. He claimed that the decision to exclude him from the final decision on whether or not Madonna is allowed to keep David may result in the child being sent back to Malawi. “What this means is that the whole adoption process may crumble and David is sent back to his village,” he said.”

I guess that’s what she gets for trying to be Angelina Jolie. Say what you will about Angelina, but at least she knows how to go through the adoption process legally! It would certainly be very interesting if Madonna was forced to return little David Banda…

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Dear Madonna,

STOP EXERCISING. YOU ARE SCARY.

xoxo,
scandelirious

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