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This guy is just so classy, I can’t help but share more. Apparently he is annoyed that White Oprah has tried to get them to go on her reality tv show.

“ADVICE OF THE WEEK: if your a mom, with 4 kids, the best thing u can do for them right now is have a reality show. WE. DO. NOT. WANT. she had the nerve to ask us to be on. no thanks!”

Riley went on to say, “Our place in ny is getting decked out, cant wait to move.. should be mid-december.”

ADVICE OF THE WEEK, RILEY: If you want to use a condensed version of the phrase “YOU ARE”, the word YOU ARE looking for is YOU’RE.

…. Sorry. The you’re/your and their/there/they’re confusion really, really irritates me.

If you thought he couldn’t get any sweeter (what with his giving his former fiance a fake engagement ring and then cheating on her with Lindsay Lohan in the stairwell of their rehab facility), well, you were wrong - Riley Giles, aside from having a name that screams annoying jock-meets-British-librarian, really is a romantic at heart. Word on the street is that he proposed to Lindsay after she started totally freaking that she’d gotten pregnant. But the street in question here is Star Magazine, so this is probably a bunch of bullshit.

Just when Lindsay Lohan thought she was back on track after finally getting sober, the actress got a major shock that could have threatened it all: According to a source, Lindsay was days “late” and feared she was pregnant with boyfriend Riley Giles’ baby.

“Lindsay was terrified,” the source tells Star. “She’s also gained weight, and she started worrying that it was from being pregnant.”

And while having a child with someone she loves is something that Lindsay has always dreamed about, it’s not the right time, says the source. “She just figured out how to get sober - she’s certainly not ready to be responsible for a child now!”

But when Lindsay, 21, broke down and told Riley she thought she might be pregnant, his reaction was not quite what she expected. “He was actually pretty excited,” says the source. “And he did was he thought was right and proposed on the spot.”

Lindsay’s response? “It literally took her breath away,” says the source. “She was touched, but she knew it was not the right thing to do and turned him down. She told him that she cares for him deeply, but they weren’t ready to get married. Riley totally understood.”

A few days later, Lindsay’s fears were put to rest when she finally got her period.

A few things… 1) She’s probably gaining weight because she has cut back on her cocaine diet. 2) That also might have something to do with the late period. 3) “And he did was he thought was right and proposed on the spot.” - He did was he thought was right? You fail, Star Magazine. 4) WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT LINDSAY LOHAN’S MENSTRUAL CYCLE??, and 5) I’m totally going to make the nickname “R-Giles” happen. Trust.

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Is this the face of sobriety? Or is she wary of returning to a place full of bad temptations? Or is she just tired in the first picture and thinking about how excited she is to start working again in the second picture?

Uh, Linds, just a quick observation…

Might not be the best idea to jump head-first into a relationship with A) a guy you met in rehab and B) a guy who has the word ‘DEATH’ tattooed on his person. Just sayin.

Here we have Lindsay Lohan lamenting the fact that her mother’s care package contained only a bottle of water and a pack of cigarettes instead of the drugs she really wanted. You fail again, Dina.

Recently Jodie Foster was asked about the Lindsay Lohan situation and responded thusly:

“Can I just ask, where is her mother? I mean, really, where is her mother?”

“When I was their age, there were no big 18-year-old stars… Now, we want the 17-year-olds so we can bleed them for all they’re worth and squeeze as much money as we possibly can out of them - and then their career will be over in something like three years.”

Never one to let sleeping dogs lie, Dina Lohan has responded with her own, twice as long, comment:

“It really saddens me that a mom would comment on another mom without ever meeting me!”

“Ironically Lindsay’s talent was compared to Jodie Foster’s as a little girl! I don’t know what Jodie dealt with as a young Hollywood actress but I do know if it weren’t for her mother she would not be a successful actress today! I’m sure her mother made many sacrifices for her to be successful.”

“All we want as parents is to cultivate our children’s dreams, whatever field they choose. She has no idea who we are and what we have dealt with! If she has a question to ask me, don’t ridicule me publicly! She should know how the press twists the truth! Don’t judge without facts!”

Something to be noted here is Dina’s frequent use of “I do know”s and “I’m sure”s. That’s what we call presumptuous, Dina. Perhaps you should let facts speak for themselves instead of responding (via a celebrity gossip website, nonetheless!) to every statement made about your daughter or your bad parenting.

I won’t try to hide my past as a very, very, very big Tori Amos fan. But I was also in junior high school and lyrics like “racing turtles, the grapefruit is winning” just seemed to make so much sense to me and my budding adolescence. Anyway, there’s still a Tori playlist tucked deep inside my iTunes that I will listen to a few times a year. And I am okay with this.

But for the most part I thought I was completely over this crazy middle aged broad and then I watched this video of her singing about Lindsay Lohan. Oh. My. God. She nails it! The song is called ‘I’m not stupid’ and she actually performed it earlier this summer - before Lilo’s second DUI!

Watch it and then read the oh-so-priceless lyrics.

Just a little chat I need to have
When I was 21 do you think
I had a bag of cocaine in my car?

If I did - if I did
You’d never know it
because it would have been hidden
I’m not stupid!
But why are so many 21-year old millionaires so stupid?
Stupid and cute, but stupid - I don’t know

Let’s just say
When I was 26 (or seven - or eight)
And I was a billionairess
What would I have done?
Many naughty things.
Many, many, many naughty things.
But I would have had a DRIVER!

‘Cuz I’m not stupid, no.
I’m not stupid, no.
Not THAT stupid anyway
‘Cuz if I had been naughty
(I like being naughty)
But I haven’t been caught so far
and I am almost 44

And I’ve done many,
many, many, many, many bad things.
They are hidden inside my *mmm - mmm*
Inside my *mmm - mmm*
So there’s no record or no fingerprints on it

‘Cuz I’m not stupid
‘Cuz I’m not stupid
No, not stupid!

More photos (outtakes?) from the recent Elle photoshoot have come out this evening and girlfriend looks amazing! Though I have a theory that she looks best in black and white photos. I think it’s because sometimes she’s a little too orange, or her haircolor can be off - but she does have nice features. For the longest time I just didn’t get it when people would rave about how pretty she is, but I think I’m coming around.

She really does know how to work the coke-stare, doesn’t she? More photos below..

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Just 36 hours prior to her first DUI in may, Lindsay took some time off from snorting blow and clubbing to talk to Elle Magazine and steal some Louis Vuitton items. Here are some of the highlights:

On her reputation for drunk driving: “They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate … I’m much more responsible than that.”

On the media firestorm surrounding her: “I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don’t know what to do.”

On her career aspirations: “I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done. It’s so funny – people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old.”

Alright Lindsay, since you want to be nominated for an award, the team of Scandelirious is here to help you out…. The nominees for Biggest Celebrity Trainwreck of the 18-30 Age Bracket are as follows:

• Britney Spears
• Lindsay Lohan
• Amy Winehouse
• Pete Doherty

Okay, I don’t hate to admit it, I secretly love the girl. And she did go through that phase awhile back where she was publicly idolizing Kate Moss.. it seems like modeling may be her calling. They actually promote cocaine use if you’re a model.

Are you getting this, Lindsay? Stop trying to act. Keep staring blankly into expensive cameras.

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