Kimberly Stewart is jealous of all the Lindsay Lohan news, and rather than following suit and humping a stripper pole, she’s decided to go the car-jacking route.
While in St. Tropez, Kimbo - wait for it - stole P. Diddy’s $700,000 car as a joke. Uhhh.. You don’t ‘borrow’ a $700k car as a joke.
A source tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, “Diddy did not see the funny side at first. He had no idea it was a practical joke. He thought it was stolen. He had his flunkies on a wild goose chase looking all over the place for his car - it’s his baby. Diddy and his minders were stressing out until someone piped up that they had seen Kimberly running off giggling with the keys and a friend in tow.”
The car was reportedly returned to Combs the next morning.
Seriously, if that ho did that to me, she’s be waking up eyebrowless and possibly missing a few internal organs. What a stupid whore!! Who fake-steals someone’s ridiculously expensive car?? No, really - who does that???
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