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August 29th, 2007 — Keira Knightley

Here are my thoughts on Keira Knightley, just in case you’ve ever kept yourself awake at night with paralyzing curiosity, dying to know how I feel about the actress:
- I think she’s pretty in a Natalie Portman type of way.
- Actually, I would probably consider her a low-rent Natalie Portman as far as her acting talent is concerned.
- Yes she’s probably too skinny but I try not to judge/comment too much on body issues (unless the person is Nicole Richie) because I do think lots of super thin people are just genetically supposed to be super thin. End of story.
- Her smile is so pretty.
- I love her dress here.
So in conclusion I’m sure you’ve deduced that yes, I am a fan of Keira. Sure, she’s not perfect, but I think she has potential. And she’s really pretty.

August 16th, 2007 — Beyonce, Britney Spears, Carlos Santana, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, KISS, Kate Moss, Keira Knightley, Posh, Sean Combs, feature, perfume

Quite a bit has happened in the fragrance world since the last Celebrity Perfumes feature here at Scandelirious. Lots of celebrities have come out with new perfume ads in just the last week. Above we have one of the official advertisements for Gwen Stefani’s perfume “Lamb”, which beloved reader Kitty claims smells bad.

“I want you all over me”, Gwen so tastefully says.

Breaking news! Keira states the obvious - that the boob in the ad is not her own.

There was a lot of speculation that Britney’s head was put on a ramdom girl’s body for this shot, but some clever investigating has proved that’s probably not the case.

I’m not sure who would want to smell like a sweaty soccer player, but whatever.
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August 2nd, 2007 — Keira Knightley

Here we have Keira Knightley walking around London today looking like a regular bundle of joy. Seriously, is this girl ever sad? Seems like all we see is photos of her smiling and laughing and skipping gleefully. Sometimes it feels like she’s mocking me with her elation. Look, I’m sorry I don’t make millions of dollars and get to act alongside really amazing actors, I’m sorry I don’t have a super cute green dress and live in one of the best cities in world, you don’t have to rub it in my face. What a bitch.