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The usually frightfully outlandish Juliette Lewis dresses appropriately for the Rolling Stone Hot List party last night.

Random Juliette Lewis fact: She’s a scientologist. WTF? Where have I been? I didn’t know this. It explains a lot, but also poses quite a few new questions in the process..

Do you see what she did here? Do you? She ditched the horrible sparkly magenta under-eyeshadow and then went from two feathers to….. 83 feathers. I’d like to say it’s an upgrade, because that makeup was unbelievably horrific, but just look at all those goddamn feathers! (I will say, though, that at least they are matchy-matchy with her cute little red leather jacket and the pants are fun with those metal stud things.)

But anyway, this is just proof that she reads Scandelirious and is playing a little joke on me. Well, ha ha Juliette, you’re the one wearing a Native American meets Egyptian meets Las Vegas showgirl headdress, the joke is on YOU.

I’m sorry, I know you are really into the rock’n'roll scene right now, but this “Native American reject meets a raver”look is just not working for me. You apply eye shadow to the part of your face that is on TOP of your eyes, not below. The feather is not hot. Your music isn’t either. I know this sounds harsh, but from the looks of your attire, that’s exactly what you need right now.