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John Cusack gets plastic surgery?

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Word on the street is that John Cusack got a little neck tuck. But in this case, “the street” is the National Enquirer, so hopefully this is just some bogus bullshit. Because John Cusack getting plastic surgery would be blasphemous. Call me sexist, but guys shouldn’t get plastic surgery to begin with, not unless there’s an issue with an extra toe or something. Because nothing’s a bigger turnoff than a guy with 11 toes.

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