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You’d think the editor of GQ Magazine would be a little better at pleasing the ladies. Just sayin’.

Here are some shots of various hotties in previous issues of GQ…

Not so sure what’s going on here… but it sure looks like Jessica Biel is pretty mad at Justin Timberlake.

Also, recently I’ve been wondering why I ever felt the need to go through a phase where I “really liked” Justin. Because he talks like a woman, dances like a woman, and sings like a woman. Which just doesn’t really add up to sexy.

Anyway, back to the photos at hand - Thoughts?

When I first saw the thumbnails of these pictures I thought they’d been mislabeled and that the person pictured was actually Mandy Moore. From this head-shot crop I’ve made to demonstrate my point, I think that assessment was reasonable:

However, when I opened the full-size images, I realized there were much bigger problems at hand:

These photos are from the set of her new movie “Powder Blue,” which IMDb’s plot outline describes thusly: “Four desperate individuals intersect in Los Angeles on Christmas Eve.” So, that accounts for the general feeling desperation, but not directly for the ill-fitting smock, the staple gun and flyers, or the socks. I hate to go there, but she kind of looks like a freed house elf canvassing for SPEW.

One time I was going through boxes of my mom’s old clothes to try to find something fun to wear for Halloween. All the winners were in a box called ‘Hotness from 1972-78′. Now you can imagine my surprise when I was browsing the web a few days ago and came across these photos of Jessica Biel on TRL. Bitch stole my mom’s clothes!* Not cool, Jess. Not cool. Especially when you turn around and wear a really wonderful dress days later. Start being more consistent!

(*That story was a lie. Sorry mom. Your clothes are - and have always been - totally fetch.)

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