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The Daily Mail has quite the fascinating list of celebrity dressing room requests.

Mariah Carey: Cristal champagne. One box of bendy straws. One special attendant to dispose of used chewing gum. Tea service for eight. A Honey Bear pack of honey. Two air purifiers. Puppy. Kittens. (Why only ONE puppy but MULTIPLE kittens? Seems a little puppyist to me.)

Marilyn Manson: Air-conditioning always on full. Haribo gummi bears. Doritos. Microwave popcorn. Bottle of Absinthe. A bald hooker with no teeth. (All of this seems frighteningly normal until you get to the normal frighteningness of the bald hooker with no teeth part. Maybe it’s because he can’t take his skeleton baby on tour and misses it.)

David Hasselhoff: Life-size cut-out of David Hasselhoff. (This can’t be real.)

Barbara Streisand: Rose petals in toilet. (No, Barbara, rose petals or not, your shit’s still going to stink.)

Keith Richards: A guitar strap. Chicken sandwiches. Diet Coke. Cigarettes. (What more do you need? I mean…. really?)

Jennifer Lopez: White flowers. White tablecloths. White curtains. White candles. White couches. Lowwatt lightbulbs. Coffee to be stirred counter-clockwise. Skittles. (If you stir the coffee clockwise, all of the white decor turns into black decor and you see evil Jlo unleash her wrath)

P Diddy: 204 towels. 20 bars of soap. Two bottles of Hennessy cognac. Two bottles of Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio. Two bottles of Veuve Clicquot. A bottle of Dom Perignon. Grey Goose vodka. Boom box. Bouquet of white flowers. Cheddar cheese and sour-cream chips. Sweet Tarts. A $300,000 bullet-proof Maybach. (What it doesn’t say here is that everything is bulletproof, not just the Mayback. The towels, the liquor, the boombox, hell - even the sweet tarts. Because it’s just not cool to bust a cap in cheddar cheese and sour cream potato chips.)

Sure, Nicole Richie looks better pregnant than she did before, but I really think it’s mostly because of her extra boobage. It plays tricks on the mind. Christina Aguilera would look great if it weren’t for the face makeup. Jennifer Lopez fails because instead of just avoiding pregnancy questions, she continues to lie and say she’s not knocked up (or she makes her husband lie and say she’s not pregnant). Take a cue from Christina, Jen - just avoid the question!

So that leads us to Halle Berry. She is wearing minimal makeup. She has yet to form the pregnant face bloat. Basically, she’s stunning. If there were an award for Hottest Pregnant Celeb - Halle would win, hands down.

More of Halle Berry outside the Late Show with David Letterman Monday night:

As recently as two weeks ago, Jennifer Lopez was chatting with US Weekly and denying pregnancy “rumors”. I’m not quite sure what to make of this growing protrusion on her stomach, then. (Eez not a tumah?) Sure looks like a baby bump to me!

Here’s Jennifer Lopez at her JustSweet fashion show last night. Either homegirl has a crazy beer gut or she’s knocked up… and seeing as though there have been pregnancy rumblings over the last few weeks, I’m going to go with the latter.

According to MediaTakeout.com:

MediaTakeOut.com just learned that pop superstar Jennifer Lopez is pregnant. According to two insiders who were backstage at J Lo’s fashion, J Lo’s baby was the talk of the event.

The insider told MediaTakeOut.com, “Everyone was crowding around her and congratulating her about [her pregnancy]. She was really happy about it, and so was Marc Anthony.”

Congratulations, Jennifer! She’s been talking about wanting a baby for years now. Here’s more of Jennifer and her amazing bump-hiding dress (and her not-so-amazing, WTF shoes).

Here’s the new Jennifer Lopez video, “Do it well”. The video itself is very “eh”. It’s colorful, the dancing is fun, but the premise is just so, so, so, so cheesy. But the song, however, is growing on me. Jennifer shed some really insightful words on the video recently:

“It’s basically me, coming into this situation where people are oppressed in a way, and kind of being a liberator, like setting everybody free but beating everybody up.”

Liberation through violence! And…… dancing! Revolutionary.