In what is apparently The Most Hilariously Fake News of the Day, we learn that High School Musical hottie and Zac Efron’s “girlfriend” Vanessa Hudgens took a couple scandelirious photos of herself to “keep Zac interested”.
The Enquirer reports that it has learned that a third party has obtained the sexy pictures that were meant just for Vanessa and Zac. “Vanessa’s only 18, so she had no idea how her flirtatious act could threaten the future of the multimillion-dollar plans Disney has for the show,” said the source. “She just wanted to keep Zac interested.”
I wonder why she would feel the need to keep this dreamboat interested? She’s quite the hottie. Oh, no, maybe it’s because he’s the biggest fruit to hit the Disney Channel since, well, ever. So either homegirl (Vanessa) is in denial about his sexual orientation or homegirl (Zefron, which I think people only coined because they kept forgetting if his name was spelled with a ‘k’ or a ‘c’) has some awesome PR people planting stories like this one. Bet on it.