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I hope everyone is enjoying their Friday! I’ll admit things weren’t too wonderful on my end of things, but then I got sloshed on my lunch break, watched The Office while in my office, and just recently stumbled across the new preview page for season 4 of Project Runway. The site lists all of the PR contestants and tells a little about each one along with tasty little teaser videos about each person.

Since you are all very busy people (and I am currently a very bored person), I thought I’d help you out by summarizing both the bio pages and videos for you.

Let’s get started!

Carmen

Carmen does this thing when she talks where she closes her eyes for longer-than-appropriate amounts of time. Generally, this makes one look a little pompous. But seeing as though this show is a contest for fashion designers, it’s just par for the course. Perhaps the hair-tumor atop her head is giving her delusions of grandeur, since she believes her road to being an “established designer” happened at the age of 13 when she made t-shirts with monkeys on them. Monkeys that said things in french.

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It’s Friday. It feels like it should have been Friday on, oh, Tuesday, because this week won’t end. So for all of my readers out there who are sick of seeing Scandelirious riddled with photos of attractive female celebrities, here is my post of Male Hotnesss.
The problem is that attraction is subjective, so you might think these fellas are not so attractive, but to that I say: get your own blog, make your own Friday Hotness feature, and put up pictures of Brad Pitt, McConaughey and David Beckham. You probably won’t see too much of those guys here.

Here we have, pictured left to right, actors Gael Garcia Bernal, Mark Ruffalo and producer Diego Luna at at the “Deficit” Premiere on September 12, 2007 in Toronto, Canada.

More photos after the jump.. including Ewan McGregor and Joaquin Phoenix and more!

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Quite a bit has happened in the fragrance world since the last Celebrity Perfumes feature here at Scandelirious. Lots of celebrities have come out with new perfume ads in just the last week. Above we have one of the official advertisements for Gwen Stefani’s perfume “Lamb”, which beloved reader Kitty claims smells bad.

“I want you all over me”, Gwen so tastefully says.

Breaking news! Keira states the obvious - that the boob in the ad is not her own.

There was a lot of speculation that Britney’s head was put on a ramdom girl’s body for this shot, but some clever investigating has proved that’s probably not the case.

I’m not sure who would want to smell like a sweaty soccer player, but whatever.

More after the jump!

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This is the new ad for Mariah Carey’s perfume. Both the logo and the bottle are graced with Mariah’s signature butterfly. I actually really like this ad - the colors are aesthetically pleasing and Mariah herself is relatively subtle. She looks like she’s not wearing much makeup and they did a good job photoshopping this to make it look… not very photoshopped at all, if that makes sense.

After the jump we’ll take a look at the perfume ads for a long list of celebrities including: Hilary Duff, Paris Hilton, P Diddy/Sean Combs/Sean John, Celine Dion, Sarah Jessica Parker, Gwen Stefani, Christina Aguilera, Usher, Danielle Steele and more!

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Sometimes it’s hard being a celebrity. Really, really hard. It’s hard writing your own music. Hard pronouncing a music icon’s last name. Hard being nice to the people who get you press, who in turn keep your small pool of prepubescent fans happy. Sometimes it’s so hard that a girl has to do a little damage control, and that’s why we at Scandelirious want to help! So sit back, pull up a chair, and let us help you, Avril.

 

1. Dye some hair pink. People like pink. Pink is friendly! How could you not like the color pink? It really is the best damn thing.
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