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I don’t know why Paris Hilton wearing a Family Guy shirt upsets me so much

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But it does. Maybe because I was one of the few people who occasionally stood up for the girl. At the very least I was fairly neutral about her.

But now? Now I can’t stand her her. This is enough to tip me over the edge. Because I hate Family Guy. With a passion. I think Cartman from South Park (which is a quality animated series, people, and I am not joking when I say that) really sums it up for me.

“Don’t you ever, EVER compare me to Family Guy, you hear me Kyle? Compare me to Family Guy again and so help me, I will kill you where you stand! Do you have any idea what it’s like? Everywhere I go: “Hey Cartman you must like Family Guy, right?”, “Hey, your sense of humor reminds me of Family Guy, Cartman!” I am nothing like Family Guy! When I make jokes they are inherent to a story! Deep situational and emotional jokes based on what is relevant and has a point, not just one random interchangeable joke after another!
-Eric Cartman, Cartoon Wars Part I

Fast forward a bit into this clip to see for yourself… because it truly is a beautiful moment in television history.