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For a split second when I first opened these photos, I thought that they were mislabeled and I was actually looking at Evan Rachel Wood. But then her face seemed really, really familiar.. so I imdb’d her.

She looks familiar because I watched Alias for all but one of its seasons (I couldn’t bear to press on for the final season, it deteriorated beyond any hope of return), and she was a main character in one season.

I think she looks stunning with the “less is more” approach to hair and makeup, but I can appreciate wanting to change things up a bit, so I won’t judge.

Below you’ll find one more photo of Melissa George at the ELLE Magazine 14th Annual Women in Hollywood Event last night along with her recent photoshoot for InStyle’s November issue.

If it were any other day, Evan Rachel Wood’s interview in Arena Magazine would maybe piss me off a little, because I won’t lie - I don’t like the girl.

But today is not that day - today I got a completely amazing new desk chair that feels like you’re sitting on the stuff heaven is made of (which is actually red bull and banana pudding if you were interested, but I don’t know why you’d want to sit on that, just work with me), today I also got a 500gb harddrive which brings my total amount of diskpace up to 1.25 tera-fucking-bytes, and today I experienced a rare and addictive feeling I like to call “job satisfaction”.

Yes folks, today was a good day - I want you to remember that when you read this interview. Also remember that Evan Rachel Wood is showing early symptoms of a little disease called Tryingtooharditis and that once she gets the infection removed, she will undoubtedly feel like a complete and utter moron.

ERW on her future music career: “I’m probably more passionate about music than acting, but I don’t want to do it half-assed. And when I do, I get to deal with the rumours flying around that my boyfriend wrote all my songs and that I’m just using him for a singing career! Won’t that be great?”

You’ve made your name playing some fairly gruesome characters. Are teenagers really that smart, calculating, and evil? “People underestimate teenage girls. You turn on MTV and watch 19-year-olds on those dating shows and they’re just morons, so society thinks that’s what teenage girls are like. It’s not all alcohol and casual sex and breasts - some of us do have a brain, so it’s really important to me to play those characters. When I was 14 or 15 there was nobody in the public eye for me to relate to. Maybe Jodie Foster, but that was back in the day. And I was getting mad until I thought, “Why do I have to wait for someone to do it for me? I’ll go out and do it for myself.”

You’re 20 next week. How’s life been as a 21st century teenager? “You know everyone’s so worried about teenagers, sex, STDs — just talk to them! Educate them! I keep putting down MTV, it’s not solely their fault, but there’s not really any music on it any more. We did our music video and it was banned. And then I turn on The Real World or something, and it’s full of people getting drunk, having sex and not even remembering it the next day, and they act like it’s no big deal. It’s stupid.”

What a video it is, by the way…. “Thanks, though it will never be aired. But whatever. It’s on the internet.”

In what is surely the least shocking news of the day, it appears that Brian Warner AKA Marilyn ‘Is This Douche Really Still Around?’ Manson, is super chivalrous. Oh, wait, I got that wrong. He’s actually an asshole.

The New York Post reports:

Spies at JFK Airport Friday morning spotted Manson with his Lolita-esque gal, Evan Rachel Wood, boarding a flight to LAX. “She was really weighed down with carry-on luggage,” said our tipster, “while he breezed right through security carrying nothing.”

I tried to give Evan Rachel Wood the benefit of the doubt but everything about Marilyn Manson seems icky and strange. Normally I take the high route and say, “Oh, well, you never really know what’s going on in a relationship unless you’re in the relationship” but when I see them together I see a scared little girl dating a controlling guy twice her age. Also he has a skeleton of a 4 year old Chinese girl.

I mostly just feel bad for her poor parents. How would you sleep at night knowing your little girl was getting boned by this guy? Seriously? Blech.

You are not Dita Von Teese. You never will be. I tried to like you. I read your Nylon interview and thought you were well spoken. But I can’t get over the Marilyn Manson part of you, and how quick you are to emulate his extremely classy ex-wife. And this “cute” little middle finger thing you’re doing here is really the last straw.