September 10th, 2007 — Dita Von Teese, Evan Rachel Wood, Marilyn Manson
You are not Dita Von Teese. You never will be. I tried to like you. I read your Nylon interview and thought you were well spoken. But I can’t get over the Marilyn Manson part of you, and how quick you are to emulate his extremely classy ex-wife. And this “cute” little middle finger thing you’re doing here is really the last straw.
August 2nd, 2007 — Dita Von Teese
Homegirl’s transparent! But she probably won’t get skin cancer and it adds a little je ne sais quoi to her mystique, so who am I to judge - especially considering I’m a pasty paleface myself. I love how classy she always looks when she has clothes on. Well done, Dita. Well done.
