January 7th, 2008 — Christina Aguilera, pregnancy
Wow, homegirl’s really filling out! This is probably one of the last times we’ll get to enjoy new photos of preggers Christina Aguilera.. she’s set to give birth sometime next week. I’m just impressed she’s still in heels. Ouch. They are super cute, though. (Witness below via thumbnails and be impressed with her choice of footwear for her ninth month of pregnancy.)
November 1st, 2007 — Christina Aguilera, pregnancy
Wearing a maternity frock straight out of Jennifer Lopez’s closet, Christina ‘I’m Totally Shopping for Baby Furniture And Will Never Announce My Pregnancy’ Aguilera continues to shock us all with her abhorrent eye makeup. Is she trying to overcompensate for her burgeoning belly? What is her makeup motivation? Does she think that by making her face noticeable (in the same way a flaming car wreck surrounded by midgets is noticeable) we will conveniently ignore the fact that she’s, oh, six months pregnant? That’s not how it works, dear. But if it helps you get through this difficult time of emotional mood swings and swollen feet, then go ahead and give yourself two black purple eyes. We still love you.
October 9th, 2007 — Christina Aguilera, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez, Nicole Richie, pregnancy
Sure, Nicole Richie looks better pregnant than she did before, but I really think it’s mostly because of her extra boobage. It plays tricks on the mind. Christina Aguilera would look great if it weren’t for the face makeup. Jennifer Lopez fails because instead of just avoiding pregnancy questions, she continues to lie and say she’s not knocked up (or she makes her husband lie and say she’s not pregnant). Take a cue from Christina, Jen - just avoid the question!
So that leads us to Halle Berry. She is wearing minimal makeup. She has yet to form the pregnant face bloat. Basically, she’s stunning. If there were an award for Hottest Pregnant Celeb - Halle would win, hands down.
More of Halle Berry outside the Late Show with David Letterman Monday night:
August 16th, 2007 — Beyonce, Britney Spears, Carlos Santana, Christina Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, KISS, Kate Moss, Keira Knightley, Posh, Sean Combs, feature, perfume
Quite a bit has happened in the fragrance world since the last Celebrity Perfumes feature here at Scandelirious. Lots of celebrities have come out with new perfume ads in just the last week. Above we have one of the official advertisements for Gwen Stefani’s perfume “Lamb”, which beloved reader Kitty claims smells bad.
“I want you all over me”, Gwen so tastefully says.
Breaking news! Keira states the obvious - that the boob in the ad is not her own.
There was a lot of speculation that Britney’s head was put on a ramdom girl’s body for this shot, but some clever investigating has proved that’s probably not the case.
I’m not sure who would want to smell like a sweaty soccer player, but whatever.
More after the jump!