Okay, so I’ve never watched Rachel Ray’s show, so I really don’t know much about her aside from the fact that she cooks, has a scumbag boyfriend/husband, and always looks both sort-of cute and awkward in most of her photos.
In this winner of a photo, we see her in a see-through chocolate brown dress. And either she has a stain on the arm, or someone seriously needs to just open up their damn camera and clean the dust off their CCD. But something else is going on with her armpit and OH MY GOD what is WRONG with her BREASTS?
That can’t be… no… is it? No… well, maybe…
My vote is for chocolate. She made chocolate pasties and stuck them on her hoo-has. Because as a chef, she not only makes and eats food, she also wears it.