Now I’ll preface this shoe-bashing by stating that I’m not necessarily someone who should be judging others based on fashion choices. I went through a sea turtle phase in elementary school and still own sea turtle t-shirts that I will occasionally wear - but only to bed. So perhaps my fashion-goggles are just not precisely calibrated.
But from where I’m sitting… those shoes are terrifyingly ugly. Emphasis on the ‘terrifying’. Or is the emphasis on the ‘ugly’? Shit, I don’t know, it’s a tie - those shoes are equal parts terrifying and ugly.
I still find that style of boot really unattractive. Even without all the metal stud-like things. They remind me very much of the shoes that used to come with a certain line of Polly Pockets that my little sister had a bunch of when she was younger. I was always the one who had to put the stupid little boots on those damn dolls, and the little boot-shoes weren’t even pretty!
Anyway, back to the twins at hand, I’m just not quite sure what kind of message they’re trying to send to us - ‘Don’t fuck with us, we showered yesterday and have really ugly shoes’?
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