Rocking totally awesome hair and an even awesomer bruising of the facial flesh, Perez Hilton showed up at some douchey awards thing in LA Tuesday night.
The best comment I’ve read about this: “You know you are a failing humanity when you are the biggest shithead in that picture.”
My vote is that it was Adrianne Curry did it.
Did I mention dear sweet Perez had a BLACK EYE last night? Wonder who gave him a little kiss? All this guy does is talk shit about me, and everyone else. GET A LIFE! He hates anyone who isn’t as miserable inside as he is. This guy has the balls to say I am classless? RIIIIGHT. This is coming from a guy who got famous for DRAWING DICKS AND CUM ON THE FACES OF CELEBRITIES! Class fucking act, Perez, Class act! I’m sure the white house wants you over for dinner. When this douchebag sat in front of me last night, all I could feel was his negative energy. Who made fun of you growing up, Perez? Did they hurt you so bad that you now have to hurt others to make yourself feel better?
She raises good points but fails to understand that by writing in her Myspace blog about how lame and douchey Perez his, she is not only fueling his fire but also revealing herself to be almost as lame for caring enough to write about it in her Myspace blog. Which still leaves me the lamest of all, because both of the aforementioned lamers both have much, much more money than me and can afford to be lame on the internet all day - I, however, just enjoy it. Damn.
Anyway, as for our favorite ridiculous looking sell-out celebrity gossip blogger, I don’t find him offensive or annoying as much as I do interesting. He really is a phenomenon. As vapid as his “reporting” may be, his presence in pop culture as an entertainment blogger is unprecedented and it’s really interesting to watch someone who is famous for drawing cum and coke dots on peoples faces get their own show and be a household name. His blog sucks though.
