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Melissa George needs to take it easy on the lipstick

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For a split second when I first opened these photos, I thought that they were mislabeled and I was actually looking at Evan Rachel Wood. But then her face seemed really, really familiar.. so I imdb’d her.

She looks familiar because I watched Alias for all but one of its seasons (I couldn’t bear to press on for the final season, it deteriorated beyond any hope of return), and she was a main character in one season.

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I think she looks stunning with the “less is more” approach to hair and makeup, but I can appreciate wanting to change things up a bit, so I won’t judge.

Below you’ll find one more photo of Melissa George at the ELLE Magazine 14th Annual Women in Hollywood Event last night along with her recent photoshoot for InStyle’s November issue.

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Milo Ventimiglia and John Krasinski?!?

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Well, shit. There’s not much I can say about this except: Mmmmmmm. Mmm mm mmm!!! Here are my favorite TV actors Milo Ventimiglia from Heroes and John Krasinski from The Office enjoying Los Angeles kings hockey game vs. the Boston Bruins at the Staples Center in LA this past weekend.

The only thing that sucks about these photos is that they are wearing clothes. And they aren’t holding up a sign that says “MILO + JOHN + EMILY 4EVERR”. Sigh.

Anyway, both of these men are the hottest things on television right now. Trust.

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L’Oreal photoshops the hell of out Scarlett Johansson

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It’s as if her nose magically appears out of nowhere! Wow! And that hair! This looks like a painting. Scarlett Johansson does not need to be photoshopped to look gorgeous - she’s naturally beautiful! You fail, L’Oreal.

Lindsay and LA: Reunited and it feels so (… snifffffff) good

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Is this the face of sobriety? Or is she wary of returning to a place full of bad temptations? Or is she just tired in the first picture and thinking about how excited she is to start working again in the second picture?

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If you like Star Wars and trumpets, then this is the Youtube video for you

Hell, even if you don’t like Star Wars or trumpets, this is the Youtube video for you. For this is the video where you watch a woman named Stacey Hedger (who’s obviously never played a trumpet before in her life) dance around in a unitard (complete with sparkly silver fringe and very silver shoes) and use her trumpet - wait for it - as a phaser gun. In between gleefully running around playing a Storm Trooper, she puts her lips to the horn of glory and plays her little heart out. And it’s bad. So deliciously bad.

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Alison Lohman needs to be in more movies

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Here’s Alison Lohman at some event honoring Marc Jacobs. You may recognize her from such movies as White Oleander, Matchstick Men, Big Fish, and Flicka. I haven’t seen Matchstick Men.. because I try to avoid Nicolas Cage at all costs… but I’ve seen all the others (yes, even Flicka, shut up), and she was great in all of them. It’s nice to see her out and about.

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George mother-effing Clooney, that’s what else!

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Here’s a German ad for some coffee/espresso stuff with George Clooney in it. I love how they have a photo of him, mark a crop box for just the espresso, and say “Nespresso, what else?”. Very clever, coffee people. Also - if this is a German ad, why can I read what it says?

I must say though, I do love me a clean-shaven George Clooney. He can make nespresso for me any day.

Oh hey Beyonce, awesome turban

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Humorous Headwrap you have going on there, my friend. The turban paired with the pirate shirt and the gypsy earrings is a very interesting look indeed.

What possesses someone to say, “Fuck it, I’m throwing the turban on for dinner tonight?” More power to her for rocking it, I know I could never be seen in public wearing one of my turbans.

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Anne Hathaway and her boyfriend go somewhere

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I’m not very detail-oriented. I don’t remember where they were going (or perhaps where they were coming from), but I do know that her boyfriend looks a little douchey to me. I think it’s great that she’s so happy, but I just can’t put my finger on what it is about him that just seems off.

Doesn’t he look like a cross between a poor man’s Zach Braff with just the slightest hint of David Duchovny? Just a little?

Also, any thoughts on her bag?

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Lindsay’s new man seems emotionally stable

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Uh, Linds, just a quick observation…

Might not be the best idea to jump head-first into a relationship with A) a guy you met in rehab and B) a guy who has the word ‘DEATH’ tattooed on his person. Just sayin.