Entries from January 2008 ↓

Unfortunately, dear readers, the time has come for me to close shop here. Below you will find a list of highly entertaining and informative gossip blogs - I highly recommend all of them.

Wendy Wayrad
D-listed
What would Tyler Durden do?
Yeeeah
Faded Youth
Molly Good
Just Jared

Okay. Work with me here. I saw No Country for Old Men and it was basically brillz (An aside: don’t question ‘brillz’. I’m trying to make it happen. Even though I saw Perez say it a few days ago and a part of me died a little inside.. I mostly just say it because it kind of fake-irritates my boyfriend). Anyway, for some reason I found myself strangely attracted to Javier Bardem’s creepy character. Probably because he made me laugh. And he had a sort of twinkle in his eyes. Sigh. I’m a sucker for guys who make me laugh, homicidal maniacs or not.

Anyway, here’s my new favorite celebrity crush at this past weekend’s 2007 New York Film Critics’ Circle Awards.

Watch out, Penelope Cruz.. I’m a-comin to steal your man….

Those Spicies sure are strange! Consider this your “WTF of the day”.

(Source: Egotastic)

Now, I’m no queen of fashion or anything (hahahahaha), but these ads with Jennifer Connelly just seem… off. Her awkward pose? The colors? Too pale, airbrushed? I don’t know. My great-grandmother used to say, “It hurts to be beautiful,” and while I don’t necessarily disagree, I wonder what her thoughts would be on the issue of being simply uncomfortable for the sake of fashion. Hm.

Here’s Jen dressed head to toe in Balenciaga at the L.A. premiere of Reservation Road in October:

Here we have Miley Cyrus (otherwise known as Destiny Hope, as you might recall) debuting a newer, darker hairdo that gets two thumbs up from the 1.5 (1.25?) person team of Scandelirious. The saucy little red number she has on is pretty awesome too. Well done.

And here… here we have Miley doing her best “There’s a creepy guy behind us, don’t acknowledge him or make eye contact,” maneuver. This is something I think a lot of women can identify with, especially women dressed in bright red satin dresses.

It’s not so obvious here in the photo above, the more obvious thing is the look on the man’s face, but when we take a look at the next photo………..

There you have it. The uncomfortable smile, the itchy desire to look at the female friend clutching your hand in fear. It’s okay, girls. Just keep walking. Don’t make eye contact and just keep walking.

(Photos via Celebutopia)

Wow, homegirl’s really filling out! This is probably one of the last times we’ll get to enjoy new photos of preggers Christina Aguilera.. she’s set to give birth sometime next week. I’m just impressed she’s still in heels. Ouch. They are super cute, though. (Witness below via thumbnails and be impressed with her choice of footwear for her ninth month of pregnancy.)

As promised, here is the list you probably haven’t been waiting for. I got deathly ill right after Christmas (I’m slightly exaggerating here, but everyone loves a sob story) so a lot have things have been up in the air. But I’m back on track now!

So these are my favorite songs. I tried really hard not to be one of those elitist music douchebags but I’m not so sure how well that worked out. But this is my list of my favorite songs so if you don’t like them you can fuck off! Yeah!

Also, because I love you and want to expose you to new music, I’ve made each part of this compilation available for download. Just click on the image or the link below each image to download the zip files. Consider it my present to you. Because I love you. I don’t really want you to fuck off.

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