Entries from October 2007 ↓

Scarlett Johansson in the new issue of Elle.  I want her to say or do something really interesting. Sure, she’s gorgeous.. but GIMME MORE!

What event she attended really matters not, because as soon as Lacey Chabert got out of her car people forgot the real reason why they came. Photographers forgot to snap full-body pictures of her. Who knows what kind of hot shoes she was wearing. It probably doesn’t matter.. the only accessory this girl needs is obviously some really really amazing cleave.

Edit: There’s some speculation that these photos might be over a year old. But you know what? Cleavage is timeless. Therefore I cannot take this post down as it would be offensive to time.

Now I’ll preface this shoe-bashing by stating that I’m not necessarily someone who should be judging others based on fashion choices. I went through a sea turtle phase in elementary school and still own sea turtle t-shirts that I will occasionally wear - but only to bed. So perhaps my fashion-goggles are just not precisely calibrated.

But from where I’m sitting… those shoes are terrifyingly ugly. Emphasis on the ‘terrifying’. Or is the emphasis on the ‘ugly’? Shit, I don’t know, it’s a tie - those shoes are equal parts terrifying and ugly.

I still find that style of boot really unattractive. Even without all the metal stud-like things. They remind me very much of the shoes that used to come with a certain line of Polly Pockets that my little sister had a bunch of when she was younger. I was always the one who had to put the stupid little boots on those damn dolls, and the little boot-shoes weren’t even pretty!

Anyway, back to the twins at hand, I’m just not quite sure what kind of message they’re trying to send to us - ‘Don’t fuck with us, we showered yesterday and have really ugly shoes’?

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Which famous conductor is said to be the author of an indiscreet e-mail rocking the classical music world? The maestro told his mistress to meet him at his Beijing hotel (”Wait for me in the room. You’ll find a bath robe. I WANT TO FIND YOU NAKED when I arrive”) but copied it to everyone on his e-mail list, including his wife.

The song isn’t necessarily a new one - I’ve had it on my go-to playlist for almost two years now - but she’s finally releasing it as a single, so I thought I’d give you the heads up on the video. It’s fun, just like the song!

However, my favorite Robyn song of all time will always be “Be Mine”.. the video for that song was released almost two years ago but here it is anyway. Best song ever.

“What the eff am I wearing?!?”

“No, really - What the eff am I wearing and who is in charge of costumes on this GD set??”

“You can see through my dress and see that I’m wearing shorts!! So mad!!”

 ”Oh well. At least I’m getting paid.”

“Might as well get some ice cream.”

Aside: The last photo is very ‘Little People, Big World”, amirite?

Sure, Nicole Richie looks better pregnant than she did before, but I really think it’s mostly because of her extra boobage. It plays tricks on the mind. Christina Aguilera would look great if it weren’t for the face makeup. Jennifer Lopez fails because instead of just avoiding pregnancy questions, she continues to lie and say she’s not knocked up (or she makes her husband lie and say she’s not pregnant). Take a cue from Christina, Jen - just avoid the question!

So that leads us to Halle Berry. She is wearing minimal makeup. She has yet to form the pregnant face bloat. Basically, she’s stunning. If there were an award for Hottest Pregnant Celeb - Halle would win, hands down.

More of Halle Berry outside the Late Show with David Letterman Monday night:

Paris Hilton cares about her “best friend” Britney Spears so much that she sent her a bouquet of chocolate roses. Ha! Talk about the most back-handed present ever! Bitch isn’t trying to cheer Britney up - she’s trying to expedite homegirl’s inevitable meltdown! Brilliant.

This whole article is pure comedy. From Actress Archives:

The Simple Life’ star supported the mother-of-two through her split from Kevin Federline in November by taking her out partying in Los Angeles to forget her problems.

Paris said last year: “I love her. She is the sweetest girl I know. She’s so down-to-earth. I just want her to smile and be happy.”
Paris’ publicist Elliot Mintz insisted the pair had become so close they were like “sisters” Mintz said: “What I’ve observed is that we have two extraordinarily powerful women who generate a tremendous amount of attention, money, and adulation and they’re tired of other people trying to ride on their coat tails. Paris and Britney have become like sisters.“

You know, I never thought of it, but they really are like sisters! I know that when my sister goes out wearing shirts as dresses and losing her children because she’s addicted to drugs, I always find the time to support her by sending her a bouquet of chocolate roses. No, wait - my sister’s 14. She doesn’t do those things. And if she did, I sure as hell wouldn’t send her chocolate roses to cheer her up - I’d send her a big can of Wake The Fuck Up and Start Taking Responsibility. Kind of like a can of Whoop Ass, but with less ‘Whoop’ and more ‘You’re Ruining Your Life and Career’.

Maybe you might be able to recognize this former television star… But I was pretty surprised to put the thumbnails and name together..

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I’m really only posting these photos because I love Jennifer Garner’s dress. And I love her. The end.

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