Entries from October 2007 ↓

It’s as if her nose magically appears out of nowhere! Wow! And that hair! This looks like a painting. Scarlett Johansson does not need to be photoshopped to look gorgeous - she’s naturally beautiful! You fail, L’Oreal.

Is this the face of sobriety? Or is she wary of returning to a place full of bad temptations? Or is she just tired in the first picture and thinking about how excited she is to start working again in the second picture?

Hell, even if you don’t like Star Wars or trumpets, this is the Youtube video for you. For this is the video where you watch a woman named Stacey Hedger (who’s obviously never played a trumpet before in her life) dance around in a unitard (complete with sparkly silver fringe and very silver shoes) and use her trumpet - wait for it - as a phaser gun. In between gleefully running around playing a Storm Trooper, she puts her lips to the horn of glory and plays her little heart out. And it’s bad. So deliciously bad.

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Here’s Alison Lohman at some event honoring Marc Jacobs. You may recognize her from such movies as White Oleander, Matchstick Men, Big Fish, and Flicka. I haven’t seen Matchstick Men.. because I try to avoid Nicolas Cage at all costs… but I’ve seen all the others (yes, even Flicka, shut up), and she was great in all of them. It’s nice to see her out and about.

Here’s a German ad for some coffee/espresso stuff with George Clooney in it. I love how they have a photo of him, mark a crop box for just the espresso, and say “Nespresso, what else?”. Very clever, coffee people. Also - if this is a German ad, why can I read what it says?

I must say though, I do love me a clean-shaven George Clooney. He can make nespresso for me any day.

Humorous Headwrap you have going on there, my friend. The turban paired with the pirate shirt and the gypsy earrings is a very interesting look indeed.

What possesses someone to say, “Fuck it, I’m throwing the turban on for dinner tonight?” More power to her for rocking it, I know I could never be seen in public wearing one of my turbans.

I’m not very detail-oriented. I don’t remember where they were going (or perhaps where they were coming from), but I do know that her boyfriend looks a little douchey to me. I think it’s great that she’s so happy, but I just can’t put my finger on what it is about him that just seems off.

Doesn’t he look like a cross between a poor man’s Zach Braff with just the slightest hint of David Duchovny? Just a little?

Also, any thoughts on her bag?

Uh, Linds, just a quick observation…

Might not be the best idea to jump head-first into a relationship with A) a guy you met in rehab and B) a guy who has the word ‘DEATH’ tattooed on his person. Just sayin.

So Britney’s going in to court today, fresh off the heels of her second successful drug test (successful insofar as she was able to successfully sneak London’s urine in). She wants to get overnight visits with her children since she’s so totally an awesome mother now that she’s sober.

Kevin Federline’s lawyer, Vincent Kaplan, released this statement on the matter:

“The fact that a party, one week after a full court hearing, attempts to change the orders of the court, in the absence of an emergency or without any new facts, suggests a continued lack of respect and understanding for what an order of the court actually means.”

Oh snap! Oh, and she also aired out her vag… again… yesterday. It’s a good thing, too, because I really missed that old hag. Seriously, I just don’t get it. Does she actually like the feel of leather on her naked bum? Because I’ve never found it very appealing personally. To each his (her) own snail trail, I guess.

Edit: TMZ reports that Britney failed to show up to court today. What a winner.