Entries from October 2007 ↓

Here’s the commercial for Britney’s new album. The only thing that makes this worth watching is when she sings/moans/says/whatever, “I just can’t control myself”.

Yes, Britney, we know.

Here’s Hilary Duff performing at the MTV Latin America 2007 Music Awards. I won’t lie, I love this girl. She may not have the most amazing vocal or acting talents but she always looks great and is obviously a hard worker. I hope Lindsay and Britney both watched this performance and died a little inside.

I think my favorite part of these photos is the keyboardist. He looks rad. The sunglasses, the keyboard, the shoes - all of it is rad.

Here’s more of Hilary looking great in her teeny tiny green mini dress:

I sure hope Suri doesn’t hurt herself or get a fever because then our little homegirl will be screwed. Those Scientologists sure are wacky when it comes to parenting:

“Parents are encouraged not to comfort or nurture young children because Hubbard believed children are small adults, able to think and fend for themselves from a very early age. For example, a child who falls and hurts himself is taken to the place where he was hurt and the injury is pressed against the object that caused it. It is believed the pain can be made to flow back into the object.

“‘That’s called a contact assist,’ Teresa Summers said. ‘There is also a fever assist. We were discouraged from seeking medical help or giving medication, even Tylenol, to bring down a fever. Instead, you get the child to hold an object still. That’s supposed to bring down the fever. When it doesn’t work, it’s because you aren’t doing it right or didn’t repeat it often enough. I tried it on my child. Naturally, it didn’t work.’”

If Suri really is simply a small adult and is able to think adult thoughts, I wonder what she thinks? “My ‘dad’ is certifiably insane.” Or maybe, “I worry that my ‘dad’ isn’t mentally stable enough to be a parent.” Or perhaps she thinks, “That crazy cult my ‘dad’ is in is sure gonna fuck me up good. Can I get a little Kahlua in this bottle maybe?”

Oh and also: if loving Katie’s tights + shoes combo is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

Okay so I still think he’s like the King Of Douches but this is pretty classic.

This shape was brilliant
This shape was pure
I saw three angles, of that I am sure
And I saw three pointy corners
and then I saw three straight sides
The top was very narrow
and the base was oh so wide

(Wait! That sounds like..)

A TRIANGLEEE
MY TRIANGLEEE
OH TRIANGLEE IT’S TRUE
I saw your shape in a crowded place
Now I don’t know what to do
Cuz you’re gone and I’m so blue

(Thanks to Popbitch for the heads-up)

Britney’s visitation rights have been suspended.

Again.

Yawn.

Well, well, well. You are actually beholding photographs of Britney Spears wearing pants and a shirt that, for the most part, fits her. Actually I won’t lie - I think she’s looking pretty great here. Part of this is because she is not toting around that tacky-looking (and most-assuredly terrified) dog. Perhaps she lost custody of London, too. Maybe it died from drinking too many frappucinos. Either way, poor London. She should give London to Ruby.

Radar Magazine stays true to form with their most recent cover, a photo illustration that spoofs the famous Hollywood Issue cover with Tom Ford, Keira Knightley, and Scarlett Johansson with presidential hopefuls. Rudy Guliani sits in for Ford, Hillary Clinton takes Keira’s place, and a bootylicious Barack Obama stretches out in Scarlett’s spot. Well played, Radar.

For a split second when I first opened these photos, I thought that they were mislabeled and I was actually looking at Evan Rachel Wood. But then her face seemed really, really familiar.. so I imdb’d her.

She looks familiar because I watched Alias for all but one of its seasons (I couldn’t bear to press on for the final season, it deteriorated beyond any hope of return), and she was a main character in one season.

I think she looks stunning with the “less is more” approach to hair and makeup, but I can appreciate wanting to change things up a bit, so I won’t judge.

Below you’ll find one more photo of Melissa George at the ELLE Magazine 14th Annual Women in Hollywood Event last night along with her recent photoshoot for InStyle’s November issue.

Well, shit. There’s not much I can say about this except: Mmmmmmm. Mmm mm mmm!!! Here are my favorite TV actors Milo Ventimiglia from Heroes and John Krasinski from The Office enjoying Los Angeles kings hockey game vs. the Boston Bruins at the Staples Center in LA this past weekend.

The only thing that sucks about these photos is that they are wearing clothes. And they aren’t holding up a sign that says “MILO + JOHN + EMILY 4EVERR”. Sigh.

Anyway, both of these men are the hottest things on television right now. Trust.

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