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Entries from September 2007 ↓

First shot from the Sex and the City movie

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Filming just started for the Sex and the City movie and lucky for you, we have one of the first photos from the set. Here’s Carrie, played by Sarah Jessica Parker, reuniting with Mr. Big (Chris Noth).  I am so hoping that this movie will have all the magic that the show had, but I am wary.

Cameron’s ass is filler

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Since it is a slow news day I am sinking to a new low in celebrity blogging and posting pictures (well, in my defense, it’s just ONE picture) of Cameron Diaz’s ass. Try saying that five times fast. Click here to see the uncensored shot. It’s really not that exciting. I just like a good excuse to make things in photoshop, and Cameron’s exposed bum is as good a reason as any (except for the dinosaur thing… or the gay moth thing… those were probably better reasons).

Marilyn Manson is an asshole

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In what is surely the least shocking news of the day, it appears that Brian Warner AKA Marilyn ‘Is This Douche Really Still Around?’ Manson, is super chivalrous. Oh, wait, I got that wrong. He’s actually an asshole.

The New York Post reports:

Spies at JFK Airport Friday morning spotted Manson with his Lolita-esque gal, Evan Rachel Wood, boarding a flight to LAX. “She was really weighed down with carry-on luggage,” said our tipster, “while he breezed right through security carrying nothing.”

I tried to give Evan Rachel Wood the benefit of the doubt but everything about Marilyn Manson seems icky and strange. Normally I take the high route and say, “Oh, well, you never really know what’s going on in a relationship unless you’re in the relationship” but when I see them together I see a scared little girl dating a controlling guy twice her age. Also he has a skeleton of a 4 year old Chinese girl.

I mostly just feel bad for her poor parents. How would you sleep at night knowing your little girl was getting boned by this guy? Seriously? Blech.

David Duchovny is triathlon-icious

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David Duchovny is undoubtedly one of the hottest men alive, so it pleases me to no end to bring you these photos of him participating in a triathlon recently. Yes, you’re welcome.
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Jessica Simpson uses fashion to tell the world that she really is going to start singing country music

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We get it, Jessica Simpson. You’re tired of the pop scene and you’re working with your daddy’s paid a lot of money for the help of Willie Nelson on your next album. Yawn.

Emmys arrivals: The good, the bad, and the holy shit what is on Ellen Pompeo’s head

Before you ask - no, I did not watch the Emmy’s. I am a firm believer in the internet. Anything I could possibly want to see that is on tv, I can see on the computer. Plus, even if I did have tv, I would have spent that time watching Animal Planet instead, because the Emmy’s are boring.

But that’s why I have WireImage. I just perused over 1800 photos just for you, dear readers, so I could bring to you the very best (and the very worst) of the red carpet.

Under the cut you will find photos/commentary on such stars as Levar Burton (it’s reading rainbowwww), some people from the Office, from House, from Grey’s Anatomy, Mary-Louise Parker, Heidi Klum, and many more! Let’s begin, shall we?

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Guess who is the new face of Vaseline?

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 Hilary Duff! She joins the ranks of Minnie Driver and Dave Navarro for Vaseline’s ad campaign. Here are some more shots:

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Scandelirious presents: Friday Hotnesssss

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It’s Friday. It feels like it should have been Friday on, oh, Tuesday, because this week won’t end. So for all of my readers out there who are sick of seeing Scandelirious riddled with photos of attractive female celebrities, here is my post of Male Hotnesss.
The problem is that attraction is subjective, so you might think these fellas are not so attractive, but to that I say: get your own blog, make your own Friday Hotness feature, and put up pictures of Brad Pitt, McConaughey and David Beckham. You probably won’t see too much of those guys here.

Here we have, pictured left to right, actors Gael Garcia Bernal, Mark Ruffalo and producer Diego Luna at at the “Deficit” Premiere on September 12, 2007 in Toronto, Canada.

More photos after the jump.. including Ewan McGregor and Joaquin Phoenix and more!

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Scandelirious animations presents: Jessica Biel and JT share a moment

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Not so sure what’s going on here… but it sure looks like Jessica Biel is pretty mad at Justin Timberlake.

Also, recently I’ve been wondering why I ever felt the need to go through a phase where I “really liked” Justin. Because he talks like a woman, dances like a woman, and sings like a woman. Which just doesn’t really add up to sexy.

Anyway, back to the photos at hand - Thoughts?

Possibly the greatest music video of all time….

And not to mention, one of the best songs out right now. I seriously have had this song in my head for three months straight! Here’s the video for Spoon’s awesome song, ‘Don’t you evah’ (which is actually a cover of an unreleased song by the band The Natural History). It features the awesome robot Keepon and is definitely worth at least one viewing… or, if you’re like me, 15 viewings.