Entries from September 2007 ↓

Here we have Lindsay Lohan lamenting the fact that her mother’s care package contained only a bottle of water and a pack of cigarettes instead of the drugs she really wanted. You fail again, Dina.

Maybe they already are. But if they aren’t, I would totally love to be the one to friend-hook them up. They both seem like very down to earth moms… they both love the farmer’s market… and they both look beautiful without makeup. That might not seem like much to base a friendship on, but I’ve seen worse.

More of Liv Tyler looking happy and radiant below…

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While I consider myself a fairly avid fan of Sex and the City, one thing that always bothered me about the show was the questionable wardrobe choices of one Ms. Carrie Bradshaw. She would often wear really terrible outfits with such grace, it was almost as if she was silently announcing her victory over all non-NYCers through her awful outfits, as if she were saying to herself, ‘The non-NYC plebes will not know the difference! Mwahaha!!”.

Now, I’ve been to NYC enough to know that very few people actually walk down the street dressed like this. And if they do, they should be shot.

I really have know idea who this Emmy Rossum person is, except she shows up looking stunning to a lot of events and she has a surprisingly lovely singing voice that she’s using to copy Imogen Heap.

Anyway here she is at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party looking really beautiful.

Hey look! It’s Hayden Panettiere and Hilary Duff at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party the other night!

The first few photos of these two led me to believe that they were just placed next to each other so that bloggers like me could say, “Hey look it’s Hayden and Hilary posing together!” but then as I kept browsing they actually started to look kind of chummy.

I can definitely see these two as BFFs, and by BFFs I mean I can see them taking turns cutting lines out for each other in the bathroom. Because that’s what BFFs in Hollywood do for each other. <3 <3 <3

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I had my doubts about Jessica Simpson’s (straight to DVD) movie, Major Movie Star, but after seeing this set of images from the set, I feel like a fool. Because these photos speak for themselves. No, really. They actually tell you the whole movie.

In the photo above we see Jessica’s character looking a little upset. She’s clutching a bottle of what I’m going to assume is $5 champagne (hopefully she chose the brut over the spumante), so we’ll just say for the sake of argument that she’s totally trashed.

And she must be, because the next morning she wakes up on the sidewalk, still clutching her bottle o’booze (hey, I’m not judging, we’ve all been there, right?).

With a pounding headache and last night’s makeup still caked on (and surprisingly nice-looking hair for a night spent on the sidewalk), our heroine pulls herself from the sidewalk, looking for that little epiphany that will change the course of the movie - NAY, her LIFE!

And here we have it. This shot speaks volumes. She’s looking above for an answer, when behind her is the sign that will change it all - GO ARMY.

So she talks to a dude outside the recruiting office (who is probably only talking to her because if she will spend the night on the sidewalk like that she’ll probably also put out for a meal)….

And then she tries to make out with one of the camera guys on the set because we all know how desperate she is.( This is the real Jessica Simpson this time, not some character in a movie.)

Her academy award is so close I bet she can taste it. Though sometimes you can get that confused with the taste of bitter desperation.

Some people swear that certain celebrities look better or worse upon meeting them in the flesh. But thanks to the facial expression of this random stranger, you can rest assured that what you see is what you get with Tara Reid. Seriously though, I think she looks cute here. Sue me.

More below of Tara Reid in London for fashion week..

I’m not sure what is more interesting about this little gem of photojournalism - that a Rear of the Year award actually exists, or that the male recipient of this award doesn’t seem to have much of one.

And just in case you are curious about this highly prestigious celebration of superior posteriors, I bet you didn’t know that this was the 25th annual Rear of the Year competition and it’s actually a “highly respected charitable organization”. Their focus this year? You got it, bowel cancer.

Here’s Julia Stiles at the unveiling of boyfriend Jonathon Cramer’s new geometrical sculpture, ‘111′ from his “The Shape Matrix” Sculpture on September 18, 2007 at 111 Central Park North in New York City.

Apparently a few weeks ago she was helping Jonathon install the piece and some construction workers spotted her. NY Post reports:

“A construction worker asked if she was ‘that actress,’ ” said our spy, who overheard Stiles respond, “No, but I get mistaken for her all the time.”

So cute! It’s nice to see her looking so happy!

Image source: WireImage