Entries from July 2007 ↓

Just one? Naomi looked like she was either pregnant with triplets or impregnated by an elephant. She delivered a healthy baby boy earlier this morning in Los Angeles.

Congratulations to the new mom and dad!

(Source)

Word on the street is that John Cusack got a little neck tuck. But in this case, “the street” is the National Enquirer, so hopefully this is just some bogus bullshit. Because John Cusack getting plastic surgery would be blasphemous. Call me sexist, but guys shouldn’t get plastic surgery to begin with, not unless there’s an issue with an extra toe or something. Because nothing’s a bigger turnoff than a guy with 11 toes.

(Source)

Heather Graham is so attractive, yet also so vapid. It’s disappointing, really. But c’est la vie. Also, girlfriend needs to work on her red carpet poses.

(Source)

I suppose we should count ourselves lucky that the two youngest Lohans — boys, from what I gather — are either blessed some sense of propriety or are actually illiterate. Little Ali Lohan threw her two cents into the fray today, and, God love her, she was almost convincing. Sure, she misspelled a few words, but she’s 13. Someone send the kid a Speak & Spell and she just might make it.

“I’ve wanted to say this for so long and get this out there and let everyone know that our family is like a normal family but of course we are put under a microscope because of lindsays fame, lindsay will be fine she is just going through a rough time right now but she will be fine. i know this for a fact. My sisters is just like a normal sister. her and I have so much in common. My mother and sister are huge insperations to me, they have made it through so much in there lives.” (24sizzler.com)

I guess “normal” is relative. But that is not all! Oh no, that is not all!

Dina Lohan’s rapport with Entertainment Tonight has earned one of their plucky correspondents, Gina Glickman, the dubious title “Lohan insider.” And you know, I really believe that she is. Who else would a mother trust in times like these? So, in the line of duty both to ET and to Camp Lohan, Glickman relays their side of the story, which culminates in this illuminating passage:

“When the cops arrived, there were so many people in the parking lot that they automatically zoomed in on Lindsay. Apparently the altercation took place at about 1:30 a.m. Lindsay was strong-armed into taking a breathalyzer test. They say the cocaine was not Lindsay’s; she was wearing someone else’s pants. ” (ET Online)

Uh, what? Someone else’s pants? She was wearing someone else’s pants? The law doesn’t care about borrowed pants, kids. Cocaine in your girlfriend’s pocket is cocaine in your pocket if you’re wearing her pants. And all pants talk aside, she was still drunk, still driving, still involved in a weird altercation.

SCRAM, in Lindsay’s mind, probably stands for “Silly Commoners Really Are Morons” - Pretty on the outside

Claire Danes nip slip pictures. Not that exciting, really. - Egotastic

First look at Angelina Jolie in Beowulf - JustJared

I didn’t think it was possible, but Adam Sandler looks even smarmier than normal. - Dlisted

Beyonce falls down stairs during performance. Hahahaha. I mean, ouch, that sucks. - IDLYITW

That coke in my pocket is not mine! - NY Daily News

Princess Tiaamii’s coronation. - A Socialite’s Life

Hilary Duff will make you cry. - Hollywood Rag

I loved Kristin Chenoweth on The West Wing, so I was pleased to see this photo of her new ‘do. Work it!

I am really just reporting this new house story as an excuse to post pictures from the set of Scarlett’s new Woody Allen movie, unofficially titled ‘Midnight in Barcelona’. Scarlett plays a tourist and is currently filming in - you guessed it - Barcelona. Lots of pictures below.

Oooh I’ve been waiting all summer for this! The Bourne Ultimatum premieres have started, and that makes me a happy, happy girl. It’s actually been a delicious week for Matt Damon as he was just awarded his own star on the Walk of Fame. But I really want to show you photos from the Bourne premiere because not only are there tons of photos of Matt, but we also have some pictures of the ever-lovely Julia Stiles and the possibly-pregnant Jennifer Garner.

(Source, Source, Source)

These photos have popped up everywhere today and are being touted as cell phone shots from a photoshoot Britney had around the same time as the ‘disastrous’ Ok! interview. You have got to be kidding me. That is NOT Britney Spears. No amount of 1-megapixel cell phone camera distortion could make Britney look this good. Anyway, here they are… judge for yourself.

(Source)

“I drink a lot of NyQuil. They don’t call you an alcoholic if you just drink a lot of NyQuil.”

Don Cheadle, joking about what he does for fun