Entries from July 2007 ↓

Here’s the trailer for the new Wes Anderson movie titled Darjeeling Limited. Here’s a plot synopsis:

Written by Anderson, Roman Coppola and Jason Schwartzman, the story follows the journey of three brothers (played by Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody and Jason Schwartzman) who take a train (The Darjeeling Ltd) through India in search of a rare albino tiger that was believed to be the reincarnation of their recently deceased father. The brothers intend the trip as a spiritual journey, a search for the tiger, and a chance to bond with each other. But things go wrong - they get kicked off the train, at which point they begin to learn much more about themselves and the country than they ever expected to. The film also stars Amara Karan, Natalie Portman, and Angelica Huston.

Darjeeling Limited will hit theaters December 25, 2007.

See for yourself after the jump!

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Courtney Love has vowed to stop her public blogging on Myspace after TMZ (along with the rest of the celebrity blogosphere) started posting her incoherent entries for the world to see. TMZ reports:

C. Love has vowed to stop blogging on her semi-coherent but wildly addictive MySpace page — because of TMZ’s articles on them! She even called out Harvey Levin by name, saying, “im gonna stop posting someone snukc in my blog subscrioptipns thats a membe rof the media or somethingt liek teh media i wa stols today about tmz being trabnie aobsessed with everyone whats yup wiuth that Harvery guy?”

Celebrities should NOT be allowed to use Myspace. Period. It’s bad enough that I have to read thirty-seven “I’m bored” bulletins by people I sometimes refer to as “friends” every day. I bet Courtney’s typing skills are so horrible because she uses her lips to type. After all the things they’ve sliced and diced and injected into her, I’m sure there are quite a few body parts that literally have a mind of their own.

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According to TMZ:

A court commissioner sentenced Richie, represented by uber-lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley, to serve four days in the City or County Jail (her choice!) — she got credit for a fifth day, for the six hours she served after being busted.

Richie was also fined $2,048, was ordered back to school for 21 days to an alcohol education course and on three years probation.

Richie must report to serve her time by September 28.

Let’s do a little recap on our favorite shoeless bipolar mess:

• She supposedly has ‘disastrous’ Ok! interview where she steals a bunch of shit, wipes grease on expensive dress, thinks ceiling is caving in, flees
• Fires assistant of three weeks, Shannon Funk, who never signed a confidentiality agreement
• Flees to Las Vegas with children, thus defying a court order stating she must have written approval from Kevin before leaving the state of California
• While in Las Vegas, her bodyguard gets into a fight with a paparazzo
• During the aforementioned fight, one of her sons gets hit

Anyone who tries to convince me that this girl is not a complete and total disaster will get knifed. Seriously. How could this possibly be a healthy environment for two children??

Thank you, oh thank you German website Promiblogger. Your undercover hacker mastery has made this Friday a truly wonderful one, indeed. For your spamming pleasure, here are the (supposedly) current email addresses of Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Kim Kardashian, and Lindsay Lohan:

Paris Hilton: parishilton[at]tmail.com, princessph[at]mycingular.blackberry.net, paris.hilton[at]californiamail.com, cherubrawk[at]gmail.com
Nicole Richie: foxyncr[at]gmail.com, NRiechiencr[at]aol.com
Kim Kardashian: kimdash33[at]gmail.com
Lindsay Lohan: djllohan[at]californiamail.com, labellavita7[at]gmail.com

How many email addresses does Paris Hilton need, I mean seriously?

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Isla Fisher recently confirmed that she is in fact expecting a child, and then yesterday she shows up at the Hot Rod premiere looking like this. I think the confirmation was unnecessary at this point, but what do I know. Anyway, I think she is stunning in these pictures. Some pregnant women don’t really get a ‘glow’ you always hear about and just end up looking bloated and uncomfortable, which is completely understandable considering everything that goes on during pregnancy, but Isla just has that textbook pregnancy glow. She’s radiant! Ah! I love her!

Anyway, here’s what she had to say about the pregnancy:

‘In the beginning I dodged the rumors,’ she tells Movies.com. ‘I was trying not to be rude, but there’s a time before you’re sure everything is all right with no complications that you just don’t want to discuss it.’

She also jokes that the child may not be Sacha’s.

‘I’m doing DNA tests with the cast of [new film] Hot Rod and the cast of Wedding Crashers,’ she quips.

‘Hopefully I’ll find out for sure.’

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Not that this is surprising in the least considering they’ve already taken steps to airbrush their vocals for their upcoming world tour:

So Ginger, Scary, Sporty, Baby and Posh are going into the studio to pre-record the songs for their tour - in order to mask the failings of their own live voices.

On stage, they will employ a new hi-tech system which will present those digitally-enhanced recordings as their own voices.

It works by taking the singer’s live voice on stage and electronically comparing it to the perfect vocal sounds that have already been recorded in the studio.

So exciting! Buy two tickets today for the low price of ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!

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“I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the fuck I want.”

-Lindsay Lohan, on the night of her most recent arrest

This video is pretty painful to watch. First you have the the glazed-over, awkwardly eager Merry Miller and the stuttering, bored Holly Hunter.. then, the end, Merry makes everyone go - “Wait, what?” Keep in mind when you watch this that this segment, “What’s the buzz?”, is on ABC. Remember that - ABC. I just love this story because of the names Merry Miller and Holly Hunter. It’s like something off of Dora the Explorer.