Entries from July 2007 ↓

Guess who my “famous” sister is…

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“They need a bloody good smacking and I’d kick ‘em up the bum…I feel sorry for our guys that are in Iraq; I do not feel sorry for those little spoiled bitches… If I see anymore of them out at night with all that bloody hair sewn in their heads, skirts up here, no knickers on… Lock ‘em all up, throw away the key.”

-Sharon Osborne

Photos leaked this weekend of a disastrous shoot for Britney’s new comeback single. These photos were taken on the same day as the bizarre Ok! interview. Apparently Bizarro Britney really is a living meltdown:

Looking dead-eyed and disorientated, the pop babe lost it during a shambolic video shoot and ended up “sobbing hysterically”.

At one point sad Britney, 25, squatted in her torn fishnets, clutched her Yorkie puppy and stared vacantly into space.

Members of her 100-strong crew were sent home after 18 hours on the shoot, paid for by Britney to promote single Give Me More.

I think part of the problem here is that she was chugging Red Bull after Red Bull - onlookers speculated that she must have had over 20. I myself am addicted to the stuff, and I’m here to tell you, more than six of those babies and you are fucked up. No wonder homegirl was staring vacantly into space with her little dog! You’d be wobbly and sobbing hysterically too after 1.6 GRAMS of caffeine and 20 GRAMS of taurine.

Below are two Britney-inspired photos from Steven Meisel’s new Vogue Italia photoshoot entitled “Rehab”:

Michelle Pfeiffer is gorgeous. Bitch is 49! I don’t know what procedures she’s had, and in a perfect world I’d like to think she’s still got the same face she was born with, but it doesn’t matter because she looks great. Here she is at the Stardust premiere. She’s with her sister in the last picture.. it’s nice to see her sister has ditched the stripper gear she’s been wearing to other premieres.

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And here we have Nicole Richie with an afro, also blackified. So weird.

Here we have a delicious picture of Robert Downey Jr at Comic Con. I love him. I love him so much that I suffered through a number of Ally McBeal episodes back in the day just to watch his hot ass. And boy did it pay off when he sang Joni Mitchell’s ‘River’ in that one episode. I won’t lie. I have the mp3 and I listen to it from time to time. Because not only is my boy Robert Downey Jr a dreamboat and a seriously talented actor, he can also sing. Anyway, here he is in all of his sunglassed hotness. You’re welcome.

Oh, there were some other people at Comic Con too. You can see them below.

Here we have a…. black… Paris Hilton.

Swedish director Ingmar Bergman, an iconoclastic filmmaker widely regarded as one of the great masters of modern cinema, died Monday, local media reported. He was 89 years old.

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Not much to say about these except: Daaaamn! This woman is 34 and has three children! I want a new season of Project Runway and I want it now! Why are they taking so long??

Today’s “WTF Moment” of the day is Adam Sandler, looking even douchier than normal.