Entries from July 2007 ↓

In more completely unanticipated news, Britney Spears sucks at being a mom! I know, you’re completely taken aback by this inconceivable revelation. The best part about the new Life & Style - besides the cover itself - is this gem:

“When Britney and Kevin were first married, she objected to his smoking around the kids, the insider notes, but now ’she smokes like a chimney in front of them.’ Even worse, when Brit misplaces her pack of cigarettes, she’ll actually turn to Sean and say, ‘Baby, where are Mama’s lollipops?’ Sean runs, gets her cigarettes and brings them back to her.”

Jesus Christ. How lazy can you get? Using your toddler to fetch your cancer sticks? I wonder if she makes them break out her lines of cocaine, too. ‘No darling, that one’s too fat, you don’t want to make Mama’s nose burn, do you?’ She’s probably loving being a mom so much because in just a few short years, she’ll have two assistants that she won’t even have to pay and who can’t really ‘quit’.

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Kimberly Stewart is jealous of all the Lindsay Lohan news, and rather than following suit and humping a stripper pole, she’s decided to go the car-jacking route.

While in St. Tropez, Kimbo - wait for it - stole P. Diddy’s $700,000 car as a joke. Uhhh.. You don’t ‘borrow’ a $700k car as a joke.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, “Diddy did not see the funny side at first. He had no idea it was a practical joke. He thought it was stolen. He had his flunkies on a wild goose chase looking all over the place for his car - it’s his baby. Diddy and his minders were stressing out until someone piped up that they had seen Kimberly running off giggling with the keys and a friend in tow.”

The car was reportedly returned to Combs the next morning.

Seriously, if that ho did that to me, she’s be waking up eyebrowless and possibly missing a few internal organs. What a stupid whore!! Who fake-steals someone’s ridiculously expensive car?? No, really - who does that???

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You may know her as Winnie from The Wonder Years, but these days Danica McKellar’s more into math. She even wrote a book, Math Doesn’t Suck: How to Survive Middle-School Math Without Losing Your Mind or Breaking a Nail which hits stores August 2nd. She recently spoke with Newsweek about the book:

“When girls see the antics of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, they think that being fun and glamorous also means being dumb and irresponsible, but I want to show them that being smart is cool,” she said. “Being good at math is cool. And not only that, it can help them get what they want out of life.”

What an awesome role model! It’s too bad we aren’t being inundated with photos of Danica solving math problems or being generally responsible. Instead, it’s impossible to find a full page of entertainment news devoid of the negativity found in the calamitous lives of the leading ladies of the Hollywood party scene. I guess we all love our trainwrecks, eh?

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I love SJP but this Elle UK cover is just awful. Awful! I hope someone gets fired for picking the cover shot on this one. The only redeemable part of this situation is that SJP is featured in the US Elle for August as well and that photoshoot is actually quite lovely. So if you want to see the sub-par photos (plus the interview, which will make you forget the awful photos and love her even more) from the UK version, check out this post.

For the US photoshoot, see thumbnails below.

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Okay, I don’t hate to admit it, I secretly love the girl. And she did go through that phase awhile back where she was publicly idolizing Kate Moss.. it seems like modeling may be her calling. They actually promote cocaine use if you’re a model.

Are you getting this, Lindsay? Stop trying to act. Keep staring blankly into expensive cameras.

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From Monday’s Page Six:

Which Hollywood beauty, who’s been showing off her bikini bod lately, is fooling everyone with stories of diet and exercise? Friends say she’s dropping the pounds the old-fashioned way - by snorting cocaine.

To see who’s busting out of her classy bra and top, keep reading…

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