Demi Moore has an awesome plastic surgeon

Homegirl looks incredible. Her hair is stunning and there really aren’t that many wrinkles. No, really - I closely scrutinized the high resolution version of this photograph. There aren’t that many wrinkles. Actually, I’m 23 and I think I have more wrinkles than Demi Moore. Bitch.

But then I started thinking about it. Sure, it’s entirely possible that she really looks this wonderful in person, and if she does, I guarantee she’s either no stranger to botox or surgery. But what if she’s sliding a little money under the table to get the paps to photoshop her candids? Paps will do anything for a little money.  Hmmmmmmmm….