You aren’t famous and your wang never will be either

I have no idea who this person is but according to one of my celebrity gossip sources he’s apparently “famous” (an American Idol alum I believe) . So this douche (who I refuse to look up and name) is probably aware that by making such a gesture in public he is succeeding in getting everyone to look at his crotch. But chances are he’s probably blissfully unaware that as soon as everyone’s gaze is averted to his crotch region, we immediately think, “Overcompensator!”

The worst part about this picture is the disappointing moment when you realize that this douche probably gets laid. Like, regularly.