People we have no patience for: Shanna Moakler

Shanna Moakler has once again taken to MySpace to announce to the world her re-separation from what’s-his-name. Listen, if you find yourself going to MySpace instead of being prompted by your publicist to make such an announcement, there’s a very real possibility that nobody cares. TMZ compared them to Eminem and Kim, but until she shows up purple lipliner and white lipstick, we can’t seem to get interested.