In what is apparently The Most Hilariously Fake News of the Day, we learn that High School Musical hottie and Zac Efron’s “girlfriend” Vanessa Hudgens took a couple scandelirious photos of herself to “keep Zac interested”.
The Enquirer reports that it has learned that a third party has obtained the sexy pictures that were meant just for Vanessa and Zac. “Vanessa’s only 18, so she had no idea how her flirtatious act could threaten the future of the multimillion-dollar plans Disney has for the show,” said the source. “She just wanted to keep Zac interested.”
I wonder why she would feel the need to keep this dreamboat interested? She’s quite the hottie. Oh, no, maybe it’s because he’s the biggest fruit to hit the Disney Channel since, well, ever. So either homegirl (Vanessa) is in denial about his sexual orientation or homegirl (Zefron, which I think people only coined because they kept forgetting if his name was spelled with a ‘k’ or a ‘c’) has some awesome PR people planting stories like this one. Bet on it.
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“has some awesome PR people planting stories like this one”… im Puerto Rican and happen to find that extremely offensive. I probably have more brains than whoever wrote this article, rasist idiots.
excuse me, racist idiots *
Adrya, if you are in fact as intelligent as you seem to think you are, then you would be aware that another meaning of the acronym “PR” is “public relations”.
In fact, if you Google “PR”, do you know what the first result is? The Wikipedia page for “Public Relations”.
And since “public relations” people tend to plant stories more often than “Puerto Rican” people (since, you know, that’s what they get PAID to do), you should be intelligent enough to deduce that that was in fact my intent when I used the acronym.
Normally I mark comments like this as spam, but this was just too funny to not share with my other, more intelligent readers.
Also, I am neither racist nor an idiot. I’d be offended, but you can’t even spell the word “racist”, so I’ll go back to being amused.
Your “hilariously fake news” turns out to be… oops… not fake at all. She’s admitted the pictures are her.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHH, Adrya!
you just made a complete fool of yourself.
Youre all idiots, this bitch iaint wort shittin on
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