Probably a scientologist

I mean, how could you not be with an outfit like that? It looks like something from Xenu’s very own clothing line! Comes with your very own purse filled with volcanic ash!

However, thanks to Wikipedia, I have learned today that you can’t judge a book by its bright colors and futuristic cut.

This is Tovah Feldshuh, who is in fact Jewish and not a scientologist (phew, we don’t need anymore scientologists). She’s also a distinguished actress, having portrayed Katharine Hepburn and later co-starring in the internationally acclaimed miniseries Holocaust in 1978.

Now I’m torn with feelings of relief (because she’s not a scientologist) and disappointment (because she really looked like one). Oh well.