Juliette Lewis is taunting me

Do you see what she did here? Do you? She ditched the horrible sparkly magenta under-eyeshadow and then went from two feathers to….. 83 feathers. I’d like to say it’s an upgrade, because that makeup was unbelievably horrific, but just look at all those goddamn feathers! (I will say, though, that at least they are matchy-matchy with her cute little red leather jacket and the pants are fun with those metal stud things.)

But anyway, this is just proof that she reads Scandelirious and is playing a little joke on me. Well, ha ha Juliette, you’re the one wearing a Native American meets Egyptian meets Las Vegas showgirl headdress, the joke is on YOU.