Britney’s on a lot of magazine covers

Someday I’m going to be sick of all the Britney dramz, but for now I am as caught up in it as everyone else. Don’t you think it was really nice of Allure to retouch her so extensively? Behold her “clear, radiant skin” and her lack of nappy hair and cheetos stains. Very kind indeed considering she didn’t even give them an interview - hence the “Tells us nothing - and everything” line.

And now for the tabs, in all their classy journalistic glory:

Oh snap.. Alli’s gonna be pissed!

Proving yet again how much of a brainiac she is… she apparently doesn’t make her nannies sign confidentiality agreements.

“Now go get me some more lollis, you little brats.”