Madonna shoots up on a plane…

…. but I think we’re all supposed to believe it was “vitamins”.

Sources told Metro.co.uk that the queen of pop and super-fit mum endured the seven-hour journey without eating any food.

“Just before landing she brought out the phials of vitamins and injected herself,” a passenger on the flight said.

“Seven hours is a long time to go without eating. She was also very quiet and only spoke to the air staff to ask for water.”

Who knows, maybe it was vitamins. They make vitamins that do this to you, right?

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