Drew Barrymore goes to a toga party from the future

Oh, Drew.  Sit down. Let’s talk.

This may be a little shocking, but someone managed to take pictures of that horrible outfit you wore last weekend. Yes, the metallic purple toga one. I’m not sure what it was exactly about the whole ensemb, but most people’s reaction was even worse than that of Debra Messing’s fashion disaster from last week.

Maybe next time you should try a real dress and not something that one of Caesar’s mistresses would have worn. I’m not sure if they even had metallic togas back then, so you could have been a trendsetter, but that ship has sailed thanks to a little someone I like to call Brutus.

Anyway, that’s the least of your problems, really. Because those gloves - oh, god, those gloves -  aren’t helping you either. I know you see girls like Mary-Kate and Ashley pull off a bizarre type of goth chic, but you are not MK or A and I doubt even they would attempt to wear what you have on.

And we still haven’t accounted for the FOUR clear bracelets you have on or your hair. Is it up or is it down? Next time you should pick one and go with it. Be decisive!

Okay Drew, I hope this little chat has helped. Avoid basically everything you’ve done here. It also might be wise to eat acid after you’ve dressed yourself.