Britney’s “cousin” is really her “girlfriend”

Here we have photographic evidence of the reports that Alli Sims, also known as Britney’s “cousin”, got served Saturday at 2:30 in the morning. I only find this story interesting because I read this blind item last week:

Which Sapphic starlet employed her lover as an “assistant” to explain why they always went out together?

I’ve read elsewhere that Britney might be perpetuating a little White Lie by referring to Sims as her cousin. So it was particularly interesting to read this Daily Mail article about Alli getting served papers to testify on Britney’s parenting skills, because in the article they refer to Alli not as Brit’s cousin but rather as her “childhood friend” and “pal”.

Hmmmmm…