
Every day I impress myself by sinking to new lows in the shallow world of criticizing celebrities, and today is no different. My big thought of today is this: Paris is not only prettier but also more likable without makeup.
Now I know some of you are staunchly Anti-Paris, and I really can’t blame you.. what with the being racist and breaking the law and the narcissism and the lying and wearing really strange bathing suits and all. But I personally don’t find her terribly offensive, just vapid and entertaining. But when I see photos of her without makeup, something inside of me thinks ‘Hey, she’s not so bad! Just a normal everyday heiress living her life!’
Now might be a good time to mention that I have the day off and have been drinking heavily* since 8am. Suckers!
*Drinking coffee, my lovelies. Just coffee.

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Isn’t she wearing ‘no make-up, make-up’?
Good point. Of course she’s wearing SOME makeup.. but at least it’s not caked on like usual. I think it has something to do with her eyes - the more natural they look, the more attractive she seems. Maybe it diminishes the wonk?
sorry paris remember me the girl who kicked ur butt outside the hotel parking lot ,
Um, you can clearly see that she is wearing make-up. Look at the discoloration between her neck and face and the matte look on her cheeks. I have seen a picture of Paris in an Aveda salon four years ago. This is not it!
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