Guess who: sloppy-butted douche edition

Guess who hit a parked car while pulling in to park…

had gunk on her otherwise cute dress…

and then hit the same car with her door while getting into her vehicle….

???

Answer: It’s Britney, y’all!

Poor Brit, she obviously looks a little stressed here. The only thing that stops me from coming to her defense every time she does something stupid for all the world to see is that she puts herself in a position for all the world to see her! Move to Europe for a few years! Go away, get help, and reinvent yourself! As much as everyone criticizes her (myself included!), I think a part of all of us just wants her to get healthy and have a really successful comeback.

However, I think it’s pretty douchey that she’s only checking HER car for damage in these pics. Hopefully she checked the other car too!