Hit ‘em up fug (oops!)

Before I start, I’d like to preface this entry by pointing out that there’s a certain someone in my life who is a great influence for me because he makes me strive to be positive all the time, especially here, but sometimes I just can’t take all the positivity and need to break down and be vicious and judgmental.

So that’s why I’m sharing this photo with you, my pretties. Here we have Blu Cantrell looking like a low-rent Paula Abdul at Hyde on August 3rd. Up until this point I would have argued that Paula herself is quite low rent - at least as far as mental capacity and sobriety is concerned - but boy oh boy does this picture prove me wrong.

Okay, so now we’ll play a little game. If you even remember who Blu is you get a point. If you noticed her hideous sparkly eye makeup, which interestingly enough almost gives the illusion that she’s crying (perhaps over her now nonexistent music career?), you get another point. And how can you miss her bright blue bra - which not only matches her hideous sparkly eye makeup but also her name (oh you are so, so clever Ms. Cantrell)? So another point there. Kind of a lame game, yes - but the less it matters, the more I care, so lame games are my middle name. Also I got mad flow, yo.

Just to jog your memory: