Lindsay’s Elle interview: Open mouth, insert foot

Just 36 hours prior to her first DUI in may, Lindsay took some time off from snorting blow and clubbing to talk to Elle Magazine and steal some Louis Vuitton items. Here are some of the highlights:

On her reputation for drunk driving: “They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate … I’m much more responsible than that.”

On the media firestorm surrounding her: “I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I’m distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don’t know what to do.”

On her career aspirations: “I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I’ve done. It’s so funny – people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old.”

Alright Lindsay, since you want to be nominated for an award, the team of Scandelirious is here to help you out…. The nominees for Biggest Celebrity Trainwreck of the 18-30 Age Bracket are as follows:

• Britney Spears
• Lindsay Lohan
• Amy Winehouse
• Pete Doherty