Baby, where are Mama’s lollipops?

In more completely unanticipated news, Britney Spears sucks at being a mom! I know, you’re completely taken aback by this inconceivable revelation. The best part about the new Life & Style - besides the cover itself - is this gem:

“When Britney and Kevin were first married, she objected to his smoking around the kids, the insider notes, but now ’she smokes like a chimney in front of them.’ Even worse, when Brit misplaces her pack of cigarettes, she’ll actually turn to Sean and say, ‘Baby, where are Mama’s lollipops?’ Sean runs, gets her cigarettes and brings them back to her.”

Jesus Christ. How lazy can you get? Using your toddler to fetch your cancer sticks? I wonder if she makes them break out her lines of cocaine, too. ‘No darling, that one’s too fat, you don’t want to make Mama’s nose burn, do you?’ She’s probably loving being a mom so much because in just a few short years, she’ll have two assistants that she won’t even have to pay and who can’t really ‘quit’.

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